ETH: To $3,800 or Total Crypto Meltdown? 😱

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Right. So, Ether. Still existing, basically hovering around $3,200. Apparently, everyone is fixated on $3,500. Like, really fixated. It’s either going to be a triumphant march to $3,800, or…well, let’s not talk about below $3,000. It’s just…unpleasant.

Seriously, it’s bouncing around $3,200 like a hyperactive toddler in a bouncy castle. Everyone’s staring at $3,500. Is it support? Resistance? A cosmic tipping point? Honestly, who knows. It’s all just so…technical. 🙄

People are divided, naturally. Some are wildly optimistic about $3,800. Others are bracing for the inevitable plunge to $3,000. Volatility is apparently ‘high’ which, in crypto terms, probably means about to induce a mild coronary event. And there’s this liquidity thing, around $3,280-3,320. Don’t ask. It involves leverage and probably a lot of stressed people.

CW on X (because everyone gets their financial advice from Twitter, obviously) says a little jump to $3,300 could wipe out a lot of short positions. Which sounds…messy. Like a financial domino effect, except with more emojis. 💣

Will ETH Finally Make a Decision? (Please?)

The charts, those mysterious lines that supposedly predict the future, are showing “resistance” around $3,500. Apparently, it used to be a lovely supportive friend, but now it’s just a big, annoying wall. How rude.

And Ted on X (another expert Twitter commentator) says if it breaks $3,500, $3,800 is totally within reach. But! And it’s a very stern ‘but’, if it doesn’t, it could tumble down, down, down below $3,000. It’s like a crypto rollercoaster designed by someone who actively hates fun.🎢

Source – X

Okay, so it’s gone up a tiny bit (1.8 percent, big whoop) but it went down 6 percent last week. Which, you know, is a bit telling. It’s all very… uncertain. Very, very uncertain. Like deciding what to have for dinner, but with actual money involved.

Apparently, there’s ‘support’ around $3,070 and a ‘demand zone’ slightly below. Financial jargon is just the best, isn’t it? Makes everything so clear. 🤪

If it breaks down at $3,500, it could go to $2,900, where ‘buyers will rally’. Honestly, just make it stop.

Heatmap analysts (yes, that’s a thing) say all the high-leverage shorts are clustered between $3,280 and $3,320. I’m starting to feel a headache.

Get over $3,300 and BOOM! Liquidations everywhere. It’s just a squeeze waiting to happen. Daily volume is a casual $18.1billion. No big deal. 🤷‍♀️

Sideways Shuffle and Looming Liquidation

Basically, Ethereum is just…stuck. Between $3,500 and $3,070. Boring. Ted says there might be some ‘gentle landing zones’ if it goes south, which is reassuring, I guess. As if crypto ever lands ‘gently’.

Apparently, there’s not much ‘buying strength’ above $3,200. Which means people are being cautious. Sensible. Though, let’s be real, caution and crypto rarely go together.

They’re predicting it will be somewhere between $3,140 and $3,770 in November 2025. So, basically, anywhere. Fantastic. 🙃

The next few days are going to be all about that $3,500 tug-of-war. Short squeezes and liquidity sweeps are probably inevitable. And I’m going to need a very large glass of wine. 🍷

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2025-11-17 07:37