Ethereum: A 50% Rally or Cosmic Coin Collapse? 🚀💥

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Just when you thought Ethereum had given up, it’s back-stumbling toward $4,000 like a drunk economist. But fear not, dear reader! The bullish spirits are still partying in the background, convinced this crash is merely the universe’s way of saying, “Surprise! Here’s a new all-time high!” One crypto oracle (HAMED_AZ, who may or may not be a time-traveling algorithm) insists the price is about to embark on a “bullish wave.” Translation: 50% more money, 0% less sanity. 🤷♂️

Crypto’s second-favorite digital asset (after Bitcoin, which is just Ethereum’s smug older sibling) has been trapped in a “support-resistance” cage match, failing to break above $4,500. According to our oracle, this is a short-term correction, which is just a fancy way of saying, “The market is panicking, but don’t panic… unless you’re a bear, in which case, PANIC.” The next stop? A $3,600 support level, which might as well be the edge of the universe. 🌌

Once Ethereum finally kicks the correction can down the cosmic road, it’ll follow an “ascending trendline” like a lost tourist with a map. This path, according to HAMED_AZ, leads to a glorious $6,400 peak. First, it must conquer $5,000, which is just a minor hurdle compared to the existential dread of running out of coffee. ☕

But here’s the catch: The bears are lurking. They’ve set up camp at $3,500, where they’ll either validate the 50% rally or trigger a correction so deep, it’ll make the 2018 crypto winter look like a summer breeze. If Ethereum closes below this line, the entire bullish scenario becomes a cosmic joke. And we all know the universe has a terrible sense of humor. 😂

According to HAMED_AZ, the price must not “close a daily candle below $3,500.” Why? Because that’s the moment the universe whispers, “You’re not ready for this,” and then laughs as your portfolio evaporates. It’s a cosmic game of Jenga, and someone’s about to knock the whole tower over. 🎲

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2025-10-17 17:53