Ethereum: The Shocking Trade That Will Rule the Decade! 😱

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In the shadowy depths of human ambition and folly, where men chase digital ghosts for fortune, Fundstrat’s Tom Lee emerges as a modern-day prophet, his words dripping with the irony of fate. He gazes upon Michael Saylor’s latest Bitcoin binge—a staggering haul of 21,021 coins for $2.46 billion—and nods with that knowing smirk, as if he’s uncovered the universe’s cruel joke. Saylor, that self-proclaimed titan, boasts of a 25% yield in 2025, clutching his 628,791 BTC hoard worth $74.2 billion like a miser in a Dostoevskian nightmare. Lee, ever the sage, quips with Mandalorian flair: “Bitcoin is the way,” but oh, the sarcasm in his eyes! 😏 As if gold‘s ancient curse has been digitized, he predicts Bitcoin soaring to $2-3 million, or even $250,000 this year, fueled by the Fed’s dovish dreams. What a farce, this dance with interest rates and inflated hopes! 😂

Tom Lee on Strategy’s huge Bitcoin purchase

Lee echoes Saylor’s triumph, but with a twist of existential dread. That tweet, oh, it’s a masterpiece of hubris: “Bitcoin is the way,” he declares, as if the path to salvation lies in volatile code. A week prior, he’d foreseen Bitcoin rivaling gold’s luster, yet deeming it superior—ah, the arrogance! With the Fed potentially loosening its grip, prices might surge, but remember, dear reader, every high is met with a fall. Or is it? Lee’s forecasts hang in the air like unanswered prayers. 😈

Bitcoin is the way—Thomas (Tom) Lee (not drummer) FSInsight.com (@fundstrat) July 29, 2025

About a week ago, Lee predicted that Bitcoin has high odds of reaching a figure between $2 million and $3 million per coin in the long term. First, he said that Bitcoin should have the same network value as gold, but since Lee believes that BTC is more valuable than gold, he named the aforementioned price tags as his forecasts.

This year, according to his earlier prediction, Bitcoin may skyrocket as high as $250,000 per coin.

He believes that a significant price leg up may be displayed by Bitcoin since many traders and analysts expect the Federal Reserve to adopt a more dovish stance in 2025 and slash interest rates.

Tom Lee’s bullish view on Ethereum

But ah, the true gem in this tale of greed and illusion! When pressed on Ethereum, Lee doesn’t hesitate— “ETH is probably the most important macro trade for next decade,” he retorts, with a mix of earnestness and mockery. As if Ethereum isn’t just a coin, but a character in some grand tragedy, rising from the ashes of speculation. A month back, he urged holding both BTC and ETH, banking on their “usefulness growth”—what a euphemism for the endless cycle of hype and crash! 😂 Currently, Bitcoin lurks at $118,276, while Ethereum hovers at $3,794, each tick a reminder of man’s futile quest for permanence in a fleeting world. 😏

ETH is probably the most important macro trade for next decade my friend—Thomas (Tom) Lee (not drummer) FSInsight.com (@fundstrat) July 29, 2025

About a month ago, at the end of June, Lee urged his X followers to hold their BTC and ETH, saying that he expects the “usefulness growth” of these two coins to improve this year.

Currently, Bitcoin is changing hands at $118,276, and Ethereum is trading at $3,794 per coin.

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2025-07-30 13:33