According to CoinStats, most coins are green today. Who knew? 
ETH/USD
You know, Ethereum’s having a bit of a moment today, up 5.48%. Impressive, right? Probably just luck. 
The hourly chart shows ETH falling after hitting $3,180. Low volume? No energy? Sounds like a party no one wants to go to. 
Longer time frame? Still nothing exciting. If this were a movie, it’d be the one where everyone falls asleep in the first five minutes. 
Midterm? Focus on $3,223. If it closes there or higher, maybe we’ll get a “price blast” to $3,500. Or maybe it’ll just fizzle out. Who can predict anything?
Ethereum’s trading at $3,104. That’s what my therapist charges. Coincidence? I think not. 😏
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2025-12-08 19:47