If society’s latest folly is to find joy in Bitcoin’s dizzying ascent, then social media – that ever-lit bonfire of vanities – has wasted no time in immortalizing all the “higher”s and “above”s a bull could possibly bray. The mere whisper of “lower” or “below” is shunned like a lowbrow pun at a dinner party, most impolite! 🐂📈
As the world collectively fainted upon Bitcoin’s new all-time high (smelling salts not included), ETH watched nearby, politely applauding from a distance, growing nicely yet refusing to publicly shout, “Bravo!”
Ethereum, that sensitive poet of the crypto age, indeed shows respectable gains these past three months. But enthusiasm? Alas, it matches the excitement of laundry day. Bitcoin holders, meanwhile, continue their frenzied courtship dance, certain their lover will only rise, never descend. 🤷♂️💸
The soothsayers at Santiment, ever watchful and suspicious of crowds, point out the delicate paradox: when the masses bay for the moon, it’s time to look for craters. In Ethereum’s case, their subdued optimism may well be the secret sauce for a most inconvenient rally – one the boisterous Bitcoin crowd will be forced to envy from their gilded balconies. 🎭🚀
The “buy the dip” devotees remain notably absent in ETH’s coliseum. History, however, assures us that a shocking rally may materialize the moment markets and momentum get bored of predictable drama. One might say Ethereum’s silence is its most cunning meme yet. 😏
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2025-08-16 07:02