Fed Rate Cut: Will They or Won’t They? 🎲💸

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Markets

What to know (or not, we’re not your financial advisor! 😜):

  • The odds of a Federal Reserve rate cut in December are now at a nail-biting 52%-basically a coin toss, but with more suits and fewer clowns. 🎪
  • If they do cut, it’ll be a measly 25 basis points, dropping the benchmark interest rate to 3.5%-3.75%. Yawn. 😴
  • Bitcoin and crypto? They’re watching this like it’s a soap opera, but the drama might just cap their gains. 🍿

Ladies and gentlemen, the Federal Reserve is playing hard to get! The odds of a December rate cut have plummeted to a thrilling 52%, leaving investors more uncertain than a Mel Brooks plot twist. According to CME’s FedWatch tool, it’s anyone’s guess what’ll happen at the Dec. 10 meeting. Will they cut? Won’t they? Who knows? Not us-we’re too busy writing this! 🤷‍♂️

Markets are pricing in a 52% chance of a 25 basis point cut, down from 95% a month ago and 65% last week. That’s more volatile than a Brooks comedy script! If they do pull the trigger, the benchmark interest rate will drop to 3.5%-3.75%. Big whoop. 🥱

Meanwhile, Bitcoin is chilling around $103,000, trading like it’s waiting for the punchline. Crypto gains? Capped. Excitement? Also capped. But hey, at least we’ve got this article to keep you entertained! 🎉

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2025-11-13 16:24