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Oh, the Irony!
- Behold, a tale of woe! A mere 5 percent stake in the AI coding marvel, Cursor, once held by FTX’s bankruptcy estate, was cast aside for a paltry $200,000 in 2023. Lo and behold, it now gleams at $3 billion, thanks to SpaceX’s grand $60 billion embrace of the company. Ah, the folly of haste!
- The spoils, alas, go not to the creditors but to the cunning buyer of this bankrupt treasure. A sharp rebuke to FTX’s administrators, who, in their zeal, sold assets with the speed of a fleeing hare, leaving creditors bereft of the bounty from a historic tech rally.
- Mark well, this Cursor episode shall be the crown jewel in Sam Bankman-Fried’s prison musings-and his family’s plea for mercy. They cry that tens of billions in potential value were squandered by liquidating too soon. Oh, the tragedy of it all!
Imagine, if you will, a 5% stake in the AI coding prodigy, Cursor, once held by FTX’s bankruptcy estate, sold for a mere $200,000 in April 2023. Today, it dazzles at $3 billion, thanks to SpaceX’s grand $60 billion acquisition. Ah, the whims of fortune!
SpaceX, with a flourish, declared on Monday its right to acquire Cursor later this year for $60 billion, or to pay a modest $10 billion if the full acquisition falters. This, dear reader, is Elon Musk’s gambit to rival OpenAI and Anthropic in the realm of AI coding tools, where his xAI, merged with SpaceX, lags behind. A tale of ambition and hubris!
Yet, SpaceX tarries in its acquisition, awaiting its planned initial public offering, targeting a staggering $2 trillion valuation. The $10 billion, a mere breakup fee, serves as a testament to their caution. Oh, the intricacies of the rich!
The crypto thread weaves through this tapestry. In April 2022, Alameda Research, the trading firm birthed by Sam Bankman-Fried and twinned with FTX, invested $200,000 in Anysphere, the cradle of Cursor. This sum secured roughly 5% of the company at a $4 million valuation. A modest beginning, one might say.
But alas, fate turned sour. By April 2023, FTX had crumbled, Alameda and FTX lay in bankruptcy, and the court-appointed estate sold the Cursor stake for the same $200,000 Alameda had paid. A pittance, compared to the $3 billion it now commands at SpaceX’s valuation. A gap of 15,000x, realized not by the creditors, but by the shrewd buyer from the bankruptcy sale. Oh, the injustice of it all!
The timing, dear reader, could not be more awkward for FTX’s bankruptcy administration. Bankman-Fried, now serving a 25-year sentence, has spent the past year proclaiming from his cell that FTX’s estate destroyed billions by liquidating assets too hastily. He claims customers could have been made whole and more, had the process not sold into the depths of crypto prices.
In February, he shared a projection, suggesting FTX’s net asset value would have soared to $78 billion had the estate held assets through the recovery, rather than selling in 2023 and 2024. A bold claim, indeed!
Cursor, launched in early 2023, the very year the estate sold its stake, has since ascended to a valuation that ranks among the steepest in software startup history. A meteoric rise, one might say, leaving FTX’s creditors to ponder what might have been.
FTX customers, though made whole in dollar terms under the bankruptcy’s distribution plan, receiving their claim values plus interest, were denied the upside of what those assets became. In the case of the Cursor stake alone, $3 billion of potential recovery was forgone for a mere $200,000. A bitter pill to swallow!
Bankman-Fried’s parents, ever the advocates, have taken to CNN, pleading for a pardon. They argue that FTX customers were ultimately repaid, and the case against their son should be revisited. The Cursor number, no doubt, will feature prominently in their campaign, and in Bankman-Fried’s own letters from prison, as the clearest example of the value he claims was destroyed through forced selling. Oh, the drama of it all!

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