Hayes’ Crypto Predictions: 🤯 You Won’t Believe It!

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  • Right, so Arthur Hayes thinks Bitcoin’s going to, like, casually hit $250,000 by the end of 2025. No pressure or anything.
  • Ethereum‘s getting a glow-up too – doubled to $10,000. Apparently, big institutions are finally noticing it’s not just for weirdos like us.
  • Apparently, war and stablecoins are good for crypto? Who knew? 🤷‍♀️

Arthur Hayes, bless his heart, has gone and done it again. He’s unleashed some seriously optimistic (read: potentially delusional) price predictions for Bitcoin and Ethereum. In his latest musings, he’s suggesting Bitcoin (BTC) will be lounging around $250,000 by the end of 2025. And Ethereum (ETH)? Oh, it’s aiming for a cool $10,000. Same timeframe. It’s…ambitious. Let’s just say that.

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Seriously though, we’re talking about a potential 111% increase for Bitcoin and a staggering 179% for Ethereum from where they are now. Half a year! Everyone’s watching to see if this is a stroke of genius or a particularly expensive hobby. 🍿

He’s justifying it all with, well, the usual suspects. Apparently, all this military spending is encouraging governments to just…borrow more money. The US defense budget, for instance, is now over a trillion dollars. Naturally, they don’t raise taxes, they just *borrow*. More money sloshing around. More liquidity. Which, allegedly, benefits things like Bitcoin and Ethereum. It’s…a system. 🤔

And then there’s inflation, naturally. When everything gets more expensive, people freak out and look for somewhere safe to stash their cash. Bitcoin’s been getting a lot of love as an “inflation hedge” – because digital scarcity is *so* reassuring these days. 🙄

He’s also fixated on these stablecoin people buying up US treasury bonds. Apparently, that pumps even *more* money into the system. More liquidity again, which conveniently flows into crypto markets. He thinks this little party is going to continue right up until 2025. How…convenient.

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Apparently, everyone’s getting in on Ethereum now, too. Big players, you know? Hayes’ own family office, the Maelstrom Fund, is apparently heavily invested in ETH. He’s doubled his target to $10,000, which, let’s be honest, is probably just because he wants it to happen. He says “normal” finance people are starting to look at Ethereum-based stuff. More money, more potential for things to go…up. It’s a cycle. 🔄

Hayes is confidently predicting a boring market until the US Federal Reserve has its little chat in Jackson Hole in August. *Then*, he thinks Bitcoin will try to break through $90,000-$95,000. As long as the government’s bank account isn’t looking too sad, Bitcoin might hang around $100,000. And *then*…a positive nudge. It’s all very precise. 👀

Oh, and he’s got a longer-term vision. Like, *really* long-term. Apparently, Bitcoin could hit a million dollars by 2028. He keeps calling it “digital gold” which, honestly, feels a bit…dramatic. He’s convinced that when debt and inflation inevitably spiral, everyone will be rushing to buy Bitcoin to save their fortunes. A comforting thought. 😇

Ethereum’s looking good too, apparently. It runs all this DeFi stuff, which could become really popular if people lose faith in regular money. The more people use DeFi, the more ETH they’ll buy and hold. Simple, right?

And finally, Hayes wants you to know these aren’t just guesses. They’re based on “evident spending, borrowing, and investing trends.” Whether those trends will actually lead to his massively optimistic Bitcoin and Ethereum price predictions in 2025 remains to be seen. But hey, it’s good content. 😉

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2025-07-24 22:17