HYPE Tokens Disappear Faster Than Your Last Diet
In a move that’s about as subtle as a clown at a funeral, the Hyper Foundation has decided to throw away 37.5 million HYPE tokens-worth a cool $912 million-like a drunken uncle at a family reunion. This wasn’t just a mistake; no, they permanently burned them. Poof, gone forever. Well, sort of. They’re held at a system address that’s more locked down than Fort Knox, with no private key in sight. Mathematically irretrievable, which is just a fancy way of saying, “Good luck getting these back, folks!”
But don’t get too emotional. This move reduces the total supply from a billion tokens down to something slightly less absurd, and it makes the token’s valuation look a tad more humble. According to the hyper-enthusiasts, 85% of voting stakeholders nodded along like bobbleheads, saying, “Yes, burn those tokens!” (because what could possibly go wrong?).
The tokens were sitting in the Assistance Fund-one of those blockchain fundraisers that sounds noble until you realize it’s just converting trading fees into more tokens you can’t touch. Now, they’ve been declared officially dead, or at least, not moving anytime soon, thanks to a vote that’s as binding as grandma’s handshake.
Some community members are celebrating, calling it a “strong signal on supply reduction,” which sounds like a very fancy way of saying “We’re playing hard to get.” Meanwhile, skeptics worry about putting too much faith (and control) into the voting process, because nothing screams stability like centralization in a decentralized world.
And all of this drama happened after a proposal in mid-December, which was basically a formal request to say, “Just burn it already, guys.” The vote was like a family decision to paint the garage-done with enough discussion but ultimately equally irreversible.
As for the current hype prices? At the time of writing, HYPE is chilling at around $23.85, with a market cap of about $8 billion-more than enough to make Wall Street jealous. And those clever folks at the SEC are getting in on the action, asking to create ETFs that mimic this wild ride. Because nothing says “investing” like giving Wall Street a reason to pretend they understand what HYPE actually is.
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2025-12-24 13:09