Ah, the beginning of the week-a time when the top 10 coins, like weary soldiers returning from a futile battle, have once again succumbed to the ominous red zone, as reported by the ever-watchful CoinStats.

BTC/USD: The Tragic Tale of Bitcoin
Our dear Bitcoin (BTC), that once-glorious cryptocurrency, has taken another tumble, dropping by a modest 0.4% in just one day. It seems the crypto gods are not smiling upon us today.

Examining the hour-by-hour struggles on the chart, one might hypothesize that BTC has found a local support level at $86,701. But let us not get too excited; with most of the daily Average True Range already spent, the likelihood of witnessing any dramatic swings by tomorrow is as slim as a shadow at noon.

Over the longer stretch of time, the technical landscape appears to be as stagnant as a forgotten pond. Bitcoin continues to languish in a wide trading range, gathering energy for what one can only hope will be a momentous move-perhaps a leap, or more likely, a gentle nudge.
As we peer into the crystal ball of potential outcomes, the consolidation of prices within the $86,000-$90,000 corridor seems the most probable scenario for this week. A riveting tale indeed!

From a midterm perspective, the narrative remains eerily similar. Trading volumes are dwindling, signaling the absence of both buyers and sellers’ vigor. In the grand theatre of crypto trading, sharp movements appear to be nothing more than a distant mirage.
As I type this, Bitcoin is clinging to life at $87,611-the price that seems to mock our hopes and dreams.
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