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The National Bank of Kazakhstan, that paragon of fiscal sanity, has embarked on a pilot for Evo (KZTE), a stablecoin that claims to be tethered to the tenge. 🧵 Yet, one wonders if this is a mere illusion, a gilded cage for the unsuspecting. Issued by Intebix and Eurasian Bank, built on Solana-a blockchain that promises speed, but perhaps not wisdom. Mastercard, ever the enabler, lends its name to this grand experiment, as if global payments could ever be trusted. 💸 The Digital Assets Regulatory Sandbox, a euphemism for a playground of chaos, aims to merge traditional finance with crypto, a union as likely to succeed as a snowball in hell. 🧠 The future of finance? More like the future of confusion. 🚨
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