Larry David Thinks Bitcoin’s $112K Goal Is a Joke, But HYPE and DOGE Are Winning 🤷‍♂️

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So, Bitcoin‘s been acting like my ex-wife’s therapist-boring and uneventful. But guess what? It managed to inch up to $112,000. Big whoop. 🙄

Meanwhile, the real stars of the show are DOGE and HYPE, both up about 7%. It’s like they’re the only ones who got the memo that we’re supposed to be making money here. 🚀

BTC Eyes $112K

For the past few weeks, Bitcoin has been as exciting as waiting in line at the DMV. Remember how it started September? With a price drop to $107,200. Classic. 🏆

But hey, the bulls didn’t give up. They defended that level and even pushed BTC up to $113,400 on Friday. It was like watching a turtle win a sprint. 🐢

Then, just as everyone thought we were on our way to the moon, the US jobs report happened, and BTC dropped back down to $110,500. The weekend was predictably quiet, with BTC settling at $110,000 on Saturday. 🛌

Monday brought a bit of a boost, with BTC jumping to almost $112,000, but it was quickly rejected. Now, it’s sitting at $111,600 with a market cap of over $2.220 trillion. Its dominance over the alts is slipping, but it’s still above 56%. 📊

These Alts Are Pumping

While ETH, BNB, and LINK are being boring, HYPE and DOGE are showing some life. Both are up by over 7%, with HYPE nearing its all-time high at $51 and DOGE trading above $0.23. XRP, SOL, and TRX are also slightly in the green. 🟢

WLD is the standout, surging by over 22% to $1.25. PENGU isn’t far behind, up 14% to almost $0.33. BONK and FOM are also making moves. 🌠

The total crypto market cap has added about $50 billion since yesterday and is now at $3.960 trillion. So, if you’re not investing in HYPE or DOGE, you might as well be watching Curb Your Enthusiasm reruns. 📺

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2025-09-08 12:20