Metaplanet’s Global Bitcoin Takeover: U.S. & Japan, Here They Come! 🚀💰

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Oh, darling, Metaplanet is not just stepping out-it’s sashaying onto the global stage like it owns the place (which, let’s face it, it kinda does). 🌍✨

In a move that screams “we’re not here to make friends, we’re here to make Bitcoin,” Metaplanet has announced it’s spreading its wings (and its crypto) across the U.S. and Japan. Because why stop at one continent when you can conquer two? 🇺🇸🇯🇵

U.S. Expansion: Because One Country’s Debt Isn’t Enough

Metaplanet’s board has given the green light to a shiny new U.S. subsidiary, Metaplanet Income Corp., because apparently, one company wasn’t enough to handle all that Bitcoin income. 💼💸 Since late 2024, this business line has been the gift that keeps on giving-steady revenue, net income, and enough cash flow to make a hedge fund blush. Now, with a dedicated U.S. entity, they’re hitting the accelerator. Vroom vroom! 🏎️

Simon Gerovich (yes, the man, the myth, the Bitcoin legend) took to X (formerly Twitter, because who can keep up?) to spill the tea:

“Metaplanet has established Metaplanet Income Corp. in the U.S. to further expand our Bitcoin Income Generation Business. This business has become our engine of growth, generating consistent revenue and net income. We are cash flow positive, producing significant internal cash flow to support future initiatives.” 🤑

Metaplanet has established Metaplanet Income Corp. in the U.S. to further expand our Bitcoin Income Generation Business. This business has become our engine of growth, generating consistent revenue and net income. We are cash flow positive, producing significant internal cash…

– Simon Gerovich (@gerovich) September 17, 2025

The new subsidiary will be the Beyoncé of income-generating activities, managing derivatives operations and keeping things separate from the core Treasury Operations. Because, you know, governance, transparency, and risk management are so fetch. 💅

Japan: Where Bitcoin Meets Sushi and Robots

But wait, there’s more! Metaplanet isn’t just stopping at the U.S.-it’s also setting up shop in Japan with Bitcoin Japan Inc. Because if you’re not in Japan, are you even trying? 🍣🤖

They’ve even snagged the holy grail of domains: ‘Bitcoin.jp’. Yes, the one registered in 2011. It’s like buying the Mona Lisa of the internet. 🎌

Excited to announce the establishment of Bitcoin Japan Inc. and our acquisition of -the premier digital real estate for Bitcoin in Japan, first registered in 2011. As Japan’s leading Bitcoin Treasury Company, we’re proud to be only the second owner of this…

– Simon Gerovich (@gerovich) September 17, 2025

Through Bitcoin.jp, Metaplanet plans to:

  • Run Bitcoin Magazine Japan (because who doesn’t love a good magazine?) 📖
  • Host the Bitcoin Japan Conference in 2027 (mark your calendars, folks!) 📅
  • Launch new Bitcoin products and services (because innovation is their middle name) 🚀
  • Develop advertising, affiliate programs, and other commercial ventures (cha-ching!) 💰

All this to boost brand recognition and make Japan’s Bitcoin ecosystem as accessible as a convenience store. 🏧

Public Offering: Success? Stock Dip: Oopsie! 😬

Simon Gerovich also dropped the news that Metaplanet’s public offering was a hit, attracting a “world-class global investor base” (read: big shots with deep pockets). 🌟 They even released FAQs, because who doesn’t love a good Q&A?

But here’s the kicker: despite all this, Metaplanet’s stock is down more than 1% today and has plummeted over 30% in the past month. Ouch. 😣 The firm holds over 20,136 BTC (worth around $2.25 billion), making it the sixth-largest publicly traded corporate Bitcoin holder globally. So, why the dip? Maybe the market’s just being dramatic. 🤷‍♀️

Bottom line: Metaplanet is playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers. Global domination? Check. Bitcoin supremacy? Double check. Stock dip? Meh, they’ll bounce back. 💪🚀

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2025-09-17 13:24