Molière Mocks Blockchain: Gaming’s New “Humanity” Farce! 😂🎭

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Ah, mesdames et messieurs, gather ’round! 🎩 World Chain-that illustrious ledger of digital coinage (WLD: $0.81, Volatility: 6.2%, Market Cap: $1.83 B-très riche!)-has joined forces with Mythical Games to birth Mythos Chain, a “Layer 3” marvel (because two layers were clearly too few for this comedy). Announced on Oct. 30, this partnership vows to purge bots from gaming-mon Dieu!-as if humanity itself were a scarce resource. 🤖➡️🧑

Their grand design? To shackle players with World ID, a proof-of-humanity contraption, lest bots infiltrate NFL Rivals and FIFA Rivals. Quelle horreur! With 147 billion monthly bot requests (three-quarters of gamers!), one wonders if humans still exist-or if we’ve all been replaced by algorithms in cravats. 🎭

Act II: The Farce Unfolds 🎬

Behold! Priority blockspace shall be granted only to verified humans (how novel!). Gas fees, those pesky gremlins, shall be tamed, while Mythical’s assets migrate to this new stack-like peasants to a slightly nicer village. 🏰

“C’est un monde mythique! ✨”
-World Chain (@world_chain_), Oct. 30, 2025
(Translation: “We’re very excited, but also vaguely poetic.”)

John Linden, Mythical’s CEO, proclaimed (with a flourish): “Our player-owned economies shall now bask in trust’s golden glow!” He then hinted at future “bold bets,” which, in theatrical terms, means “more acts in this endless play.” 🎭💰

“Delighted to announce… highest level of trust… more to come…”
-John Linden (@johnwastaken)
(Ah, the classic “I’ll-tell-you-later” cliffhanger! Bravo!)

Finale: A Billion Humans or Bust! 🚀

As Mythical Games hunts for Series D funding, Worldcoin dreams of a billion verified users-because nothing says “gaming” like biometric scans. Ethereum’s security shall cradle this ambition, while humans (allegedly) rejoice. Encore!

Stay tuned for Act III: “The Gas Fees Strike Back.” 🎭⚡

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2025-10-31 07:02