SUI slipped 3.4% in the last 24 hours, from $2.62 to $2.53 after a delightful late-day breakdown, which only gained momentum thanks to a surge in volume-oh, the sweet sound of institutional panic.
Wall Street, meanwhile, was in a better mood-Nasdaq, Dow, and S&P 500 all posted gains ahead of the Federal Open Market Committee (FOMC) meeting. But once the closing bell rang, crypto called it a day. The total digital asset market now sits at $3.78 trillion, down 2.23% in 24 hours. 🎩💸
But wait, Zohran’s odds are still comfortably above 90%. So, naturally, the announcement left everyone scratching their heads, wondering if Polymarket had finally taken up a new hobby-spreading rumors to make a quick buck-or, more darkly, if it were trying to tilt the election itself.
Per some crypto scribes (CryptoELLTS, if you must know), Bitcoin’s just turned its old jailhouse walls into a fortress. History whispers that every time this beast broke free from its 2013, 2017, and 2021 cages, it danced into wild new price realms-like a kid with a piggy bank and a dream.
In a recent X post, the mysterious “TOP GAINER TODAY” (who clearly has a day job) spotted a bullish structure forming. WLD is chilling near $0.885, up 2.55% – a tiny victory in a world where even a 1% gain feels like a gold medal. The ascending support trendline is like a toddler’s drawing, but hey, it’s something. The analyst’s $16 dream is as realistic as a unicorn riding a unicycle. 🦄🎪
DATs (Digital Asset Treasuries, for the uninitiated) have cratered their BTC buying to levels so low, it’s like watching a superhero lose their cape and just… sit there. Duong, with the solemnity of a man who’s seen the end of the world, noted the only consistent buyers are Ethereum loyalists-led by Bitmine, a fund so committed it’s practically Ethereum’s personal hype man. But even that’s a one-man show, with Bitmine doing all the heavy lifting while others sip crypto-infused lattes and nod wisely.
Ethereum has finally broken through that $4,000 ceiling, and now the real fun begins. The next logical step is $5,000-because, why not? According to some overly optimistic (but secretly excited) analysts, ETH’s path to the $5,000 mark is starting to look like less of a fantasy and more of a solid “maybe we should start planning the victory party.” 🎉
Joao Wedson, the maestro behind Alphractal, whispers of a potential upward crescendo before year’s end, even as the broader market languishes in 2025’s shadow-a shadow that seems to stretch longer with each passing day.
Now, let’s discuss what all this actually means. Aster has strutted its stuff right onto a strong technical stage, building a double bottom at $1.04. This, my dear friends, is no ordinary support. It’s a high-timeframe support, complete with the value area low and that oh-so-important 0.618 Fibonacci retracement. The buyers have been kind enough to make their presence known here, giving Aster its cue to start a new act after a rather lengthy corrective phase. 📉➡️📈
Arc, we are told, is an “economic operating system” for the digital age-a phrase so grand it might make even the most stoic economist swoon. Unlike those capricious blockchains demanding fees in cryptic tokens, Arc employs predictable dollar-based charges, forgoing the thrill of speculation in favor of boring efficiency. How very practical! 🙄
