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The move is like a “I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed” moment for Europe’s crypto scene. 🤯

Moscow Exchange (MOEX) and the St. Petersburg Exchange have confirmed their plans to launch crypto trading once the regulatory paperwork is sorted. Because, you know, nothing says “secure investment” like waiting for government approval. 💼 The Bank of Russia recently proposed allowing both retail and qualified investors to dip their toes into the crypto pool, but only if they can prove they know what they’re doing. Good luck with that.

Here’s the scoop: Trust Wallet has confirmed a security mishap with their browser extension. Picture this: users losing bits of digital gold left, right, and center. Suddenly, wallets across the digital realms seemed to have strategically planned lunar eclipses. Meanwhile, blockchain sleuths went detective mode, tracing the suspect transactions like they’re hot.

Bitcoin’s trying to look tough, but it’s basically a wobbly toddler on a trampoline. 🐍📉

Steph, with the seriousness of a man who has just discovered fire, points to a three-week XRP chart. You see, the Stochastic RSI has nosedived to zero-a feat so rare it only happened once, back during the infamous bear market. Apparently, when this happens, selling pressure is as exhausted as my uncle’s patience at the dinner table, which is good news-if you believe in magic or luck.

Those clever chaps at QCP Capital (such a mouthful, darlings) noted in their latest US Colour update that liquidity is thinner than a socialite’s patience. Traders, it seems, are closing positions faster than one flees a dull conversation. 🏃♀️💨

Now, you might think that price alone could spark a debate over whether we’re in bear territory or simply taking a leisurely stroll through a market correction. But fear not! Our friends over at CryptoQuant have crunched some numbers that make it all clearer than my neighbor’s Christmas lights-completely overwhelming and a little tacky.

Hegota is like a blockchain multivitamin, designed to keep Ethereum healthy and efficient. It’s part of a new upgrade schedule that’s less “chaotic sprint” and more “well-organized marathon.” 🏃‍♂️💨

And if you thought that was enough to get the party started, think again! The selling pressure is hanging around like an unwanted holiday guest, making it clear that ETH isn’t exactly ready for a comeback tour just yet.

Young Ki, the whimsical wizard at the helm of CryptoQuant, has made a startling meatball drop: Cryptoblobby Cramer is as bearish on Bitcoin as a grumpy grandma on Christmas morning.