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On a Tuesday as gray and indifferent as the souls of its traders, Cardano plummeted 3%, embracing the cold embrace of its macro support level. Since the February cataclysm, it has been shackled within the confines of $0.25-$0.30, a prison of its own making, unable to break free from the chains of its upper boundary. The altcoin, like a condemned man, retraces its steps to the lower echelons of its one-month accumulation zone, hovering between $0.25-$0.27, a pathetic spectacle of market volatility.

Santiment data shows ADA’s 365-day MVRV ratio is at -43%. Basically, everyone’s losing money. But it’s in the “opportunity zone,” which sounds like a place where you go to feel better about your terrible decisions.

With remarkable perseverance, Ethereum has managed to cling onto its position above $2,020, initiating a recovery wave reminiscent of Bitcoin’s own dramatic saga. Oh, how ETH has ascended, scaling the steep slopes above the $2,065 and $2,120 barricades!

In a segment shared by TWiSTartups, Calacanis boldly asserts that TAO might just be the ticket to a 200x gain (from a modestly plump $2.5 billion market cap), painting Bittensor not merely as another whimsical crypto venture but rather as a high-stakes bet on the future of AI infrastructure. Who needs a simple crypto trade when you can have a long-duration, high-conviction adventure?

Israeli Channel 12 reports that a month-long ceasefire may be announced shortly, as White House envoys Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner work on a deal.

Woofswap, that bastion of decentralized application, has seen fit to confirm the existence of said Layer-3 explorer, yet it remains as elusive as a gentleman’s true intentions. Not a whisper of a mainnet launch date has escaped their lips, and this silence has not gone unnoticed by the ever-vigilant Shibizens. The Woofswap X account, in a recent missive, acknowledged the development but added, with a touch of irony, that no further details are forthcoming. One might wonder if they are guarding a secret or merely at a loss for words.

This spectacle suggests an ever-increasing concentration of supply on the selling side, courtesy of those mighty holders, all whilst the market remains as nervously sensitive as a debutante at her first ball. Indeed, the air is thick with anticipation as we await further developments in this unfolding drama.

At a rather thrilling conference in Washington, D.C., held on a particularly unremarkable Tuesday, our billionaire sage proclaimed his belief in blockchain while simultaneously waving a dismissive hand at the speculative frenzy surrounding, oh I don’t know, Bitcoin and its merry band of crypto misfits. “When you talk about blockchain, we are a big user, we’re the biggest,” he declared, likely while adjusting his monocle.

Revolut made a pre-tax profit of $2.3 billion in 2025, marking five years of continuous profitability.

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