The blockchain behemoth and its devoted community are marking the 10th anniversary with a retrospective of the most pivotal moments since its inception in 2015. From the dizzying heights of the ICO frenzy to the NFT boom, the monumental The Merge, and even the approval of spot exchange-traded funds (ETFs), Ethereum has seen it all and then some.
Check Point, the cybersecurity folks who probably have a PhD in “I told you so,” warns that fake crypto apps are out to get you. Because who wouldn’t want to download a fake Binance app? I mean, who’s got time to check if it’s real? 🤷‍♂️
Source – Visa Q3 Earnings. Because nothing says ‘thrilling’ like quarterly reports, right?
Ah, the illustrious Coinbase has proclaimed a partnership of grand proportions with none other than Samsung Pay, that paragon of mobile wallets! This union aims to transform the labyrinthine process of acquiring cryptocurrency into a mere stroll in the park—if one were to stroll through a park filled with digital coins, that is. 💰
Furthermore, the report has the audacity to urge Congress to pass legislation that supports DeFi innovation. Yes, because what we really need is more legislation in a world already drowning in it. And let’s not forget the modernization of anti-money laundering rules, which is like putting a fresh coat of paint on a sinking ship. 🚢
Bitcoin’s [BTC] macro temperature stabilized at 44%, because obviously, the universe needed another arbitrary percentage to fret over. This “neutral zone” is basically the financial equivalent of waiting for a bus that might be canceled, while aliens debate whether to sell or hodl. 🛸
It all began in a dimly lit dorm room, where the aroma of microwaved noodles mingled with the heady scent of youthful ambition. Vitalik Buterin—a chap born in Russia and raised in Canada—first caught wind of Bitcoin from his dad when he was just 17. By 2011, he was scribbling articles for Bitcoin Magazine, earning five bitcoins per piece—a princely sum at the time (about $3.50, if you’re keeping score). 🤑
According to the Financial Times, which is always good for a laugh when it comes to financial shenanigans, the ECB’s staff committee has fired off a letter to none other than the formidable Christine Lagarde herself. The letter, penned by Carlos Bowles, the chair of the staff committee, reads more like a medieval scroll of grievances than a modern bureaucratic document. It lists “widespread complaints of favoritism, high burnout rates, and the vulnerability of many colleagues working under temporary contracts.” Sounds like a recipe for a staff party, doesn’t it? 🥂
Trading volume on the platform? Nearly $187 billion—because when it comes to crypto, nobody’s afraid of a little risk. That’s up 19% from the year before, proving once again that when in doubt, trade like the world’s ending tomorrow. 🌍💸
The XRP price, refusing all offers to descend below the scandalous $3.00 mark, hovers at $3.10 after a repentant retreat to $3.05—an episode which technical analysts, armed with their mysterious runes, have declared a “bullish double-bottom.” How thrilling.
