Picture this: Strategy (MSTR), the kingdom that hoards the world’s greatest Bitcoin treasure, decides to offload a record‑breaking number of its perpetual preferred equity-affectionately dubbed “Stretch” (STRC). The coffers then flow like spring water into a 1,420‑balloon of BTC, according to the fabled oracle of STRC.live.
Fret not! Mr. Kiyosaki, that sly fox, suggests swapping your paper money for shiny trinkets: gold, silver, and those digital coins that dance like goblins in your pocket. “Cryptocurrencies!” he cackles, “They’re the only things left that won’t melt into a puddle of regret!” So, if you want to outwit the money monsters, perhaps it’s time to trade your savings account for a treasure chest. Or, as he’d say, “Remember, my child, your rich dad never said this would be easy-only fun. And very profitable.”
This fiery ascent marks a glorious moment of market participation – yes, buyers are pouring into the spot market like they’re on a shopping spree in a post-pandemic world. The price has sprinted past its last few breaths of consolidation. Oh, and let’s not forget the market cap, which now sits comfortably at $433.58 million, proving that liquidity knows no boundaries in this arena.
Russia’s Central Bank is rolling up its sleeves and preparing to launch the digital ruble, the country’s shiny new Central Bank Digital Currency (CBDC), which began its test phase back in August 2023. Wow, they’ve been working on it for so long-this better be good!
As the ever-observant Charles Edwards, founder of Capriole Investments, pointed out in a recent squawk on X (formerly known as Twitter, where birds once sang), a staggering number of Bitcoin treasury companies are now wearing their losses like a soggy overcoat. These firms, you see, are the ones who thought it wise to stash BTC on their balance sheets as a reserve asset. Publicly traded ones, in their infinite wisdom, did this to give their investors a roundabout ticket to the Bitcoin rollercoaster. Brilliant, really.
Behold, the onchain oracles at Arkham Intelligence have spied Bhutan’s latest caper: 175 BTC, a paltry $11.85 million, spirited away with the grace of a yeti evading a tourist’s camera. Bhutan, that quaint member of the crypto aristocracy, mines its digital gold rather than pilfering it from the open market-how quaintly self-sufficient!
Ah, the Senate. A place where ideas rise and fall like the tides, but some, like Ted Cruz, are determined to keep them stuck in place. The Texas Republican, ever the crusader, has decided that a temporary ban on Central Bank Digital Currency (CBDC) is simply not enough. No, no-he’s filed amendment SA 4318, seeking to remove the 2030 sunset clause from the 21st Century ROAD to Housing Act. Cruz wants that ban to linger longer than any of us would ever like to admit. A permanent ban. Because, who doesn’t love permanence?
One could imagine Vitalik, perched on some invisible cloud of computation, penning a post on X, declaring the virtues of Minimmit as though it were a delicate porcelain teacup rather than a proposal for blockchain engineering. He suggests-quite audaciously-that by sacrificing a modest portion of fault tolerance, one might gain stronger safeguards against the dread specter of worst-case attacks.
In a display as predictable as a Brideshead reunion gone awry, Bitcoin (that quixotic creature) began its week with a flourish, even as global equities performed their own macabre dance of despair. After a volatile dip to $65,600-a mere hiccup in its grand narrative-the cryptocurrency ascended to $69,497, a number as suggestive as it is arbitrary. It later settled near $68,500, a 2% gain that left the markets gasping for breath, like a debutante after her first waltz.
The Swiss-headquartered bank will serve as a listing sponsor on the 21X platform, which operates under the EU’s DLT Pilot Regime. To build out the supporting infrastructure, AMINA partnered with Tokeny, a Luxembourg-based technology provider, creating an end-to-end tokenization stack covering regulated custody through to on-chain trade execution. Because nothing says “financial stability” like trusting a blockchain to handle your money. Trust us, it’s secure.
