Schiff’s latest salvo? A deep dive into MicroStrategy’s preferred shares strategy, which he insists is a house of cards built on “high-yield fantasy” 🎩✨. His argument: If income-hungry funds don’t bite on these shares, MicroStrategy’s Bitcoin hoarding game is over. Cue the ominous music. But let’s not forget, this is the same guy who probably thinks gold is the only real money – cue eye-rolls from every crypto bro since 2017. 💎
In a move that’s about as cryptic as a Douglas Adams footnote, Hoskinson tweeted:
Running Midnight
– Charles Hoskinson (@IOHK_Charles) November 18, 2025
Because nothing says “I’m serious about privacy” like a tweet that leaves everyone scratching their heads. 🧐
Ah, Brazil, the land of samba and burgeoning crypto markets, finds itself at a crossroads. Shall we tax the digital phantoms or let them dance freely across borders? 🎭
In a Tuesday update that could only be described as “we’re sorry, but also, oops?” Cloudflare admitted to an “internal service degradation” at 11:48 am UTC. Because, of course, it’s always an “internal” issue when the entire internet goes haywire. They claimed to have fixed it, but let’s be honest, we’ve all heard that one before. 🤷♂️
FUNToken’s evolution? A Shakespearean drama, darling! 🎭 Once a humble jester in the Web3 gaming court, it now waltzes with deflationary mechanics. The $5M Giveaway-ah, that carnival of clowns!-locks 8.7 million tokens in staking contracts, transforming restless gamblers into patient monks. How quaintly medieval! 🏰
According to a Tuesday report from Reuters, citing “officials with direct knowledge of the discussions” (read: someone whispered in the hallways), the government dreams of taxing these elusive digital sprites when they wander internationally.
AMINA (Hong Kong), a subsidiary of the gloriously Swiss-regulated AMINA Bank, is officially the first international bank in Hong Kong to offer crypto trading and custody services for those “professional investors” who like their assets digital and regulated.
Ah, Mastercard-always making moves. This time, they’re bringing their Crypto Credential system to self-custody wallets, and they’ve enlisted the help of Mercuryo and Polygon Labs to make the magic happen.
A sweeping global investigation has revealed how cryptocurrency platforms are being used to move stolen money across borders, and India has found itself deeply entangled in the mess. Because of course we did-why would criminals bother with banks when they can just pretend to be NFT artists?
Hayes prédit que si la liquidité s’améliore en décembre, le BTC pourra atteindre 200k, comme un magicien qui sort un lapin de son chapeau. 🪄💸
