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The question, dear reader, hangs in the air like a malodorous cloud: can Dogecoin’s $0.17 floor-a bastion of resilience since October 11, even during the last bearish waltz-withstand the exodus of its long-term holders? Or will it crumble like a stale biscuit in a cup of lukewarm tea? 🍵

According to Santiment, wallets holding 10M-100M DOGE sold 440 million in 72 hours. That’s like throwing a party and then leaving before the cleanup. 🎉💥 The whale holdings dropped from 15.51% to 15.15%-a 0.36% plunge that’s more dramatic than a reality TV finale. 🎬

Now, before you go thinking this whole thing is just a flash in the pan, remember: the network didn’t actually go live until January 3, 2009. That’s when the genesis block was mined, and, oh boy, it carried a cheeky little headline embedded in its code. Something about a major banking bailout, or maybe just a subtle jab at the system. Some people say it’s a bit of crypto’s rebellious nature-others just say it’s proof Satoshi had a good sense of humor.

« Mesdames et Messieurs, le fameux écu numérique, cette merveille moderne, est notre symbole de confiance en… notre destiné commune! Ceci n’est point une plaisanterie, car cette œuvre grandiose est prête à unir les peuples du vieux continent comme un nœud gordien, prêt à être tranché avec la précision d’un bourreau moderne. »

The descending wedge pattern that has formed on Toncoin’s chart since August 2025 has become the focal point for traders and analysts alike. This pattern is typically characterized by converging downward-sloping lines that reflect reduced selling pressure and growing accumulation among buyers. Once the price breaks above the upper boundary of the wedge with strong volume, it often signals the beginning of a new uptrend. 🐍📈

The announcement? Oh, it’s a biggie! Pi Network is no longer just a mining project-it’s a multi-layered, AI-powered, decentralized powerhouse! 💪 It’s like turning a horse-drawn carriage into a spaceship! 🚀 This isn’t just a token anymore; it’s a platform that’s ready to take over the world, one intelligent operation at a time. 🌍

Custodia Bank, a brave knight in the crypto banking world, filed a lawsuit in 2022, claiming the Federal Reserve was legally obligated to give them access to a master account. The master account would have allowed Custodia to interact directly with the Fed’s clearing and settlement systems – and basically skip the line. Imagine faster payments, less waiting, and the possibility of crypto actually playing nice with traditional banking systems. 🙌

Turns out, their secret sauce? Holding Bitcoin like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party. 💸

Cathie Wood, that doyenne of daring investments, has expanded her crypto empire again, adding more than 105,000 shares of Bullish (that’s a lot of zeros) worth a tidy $5.3 million. Spread across her ETF kingdom – ARKK, ARKW, and ARKF – this gives her a total of about 2.27 million shares, valued at $114 million, because why not make it a round figure? 🎯

Bank Negara Malaysia (BNM), the nation’s central bank, has launched a Real-World Asset (RWA) tokenization initiative so grand it makes a wizard’s spellbook look modest. Alongside this, they’ve conjured a Digital Asset Innovation Hub (DAIH) – a place where reality meets code, and maybe a few caffeine-fueled all-nighters. An industry working group has also been formed, presumably to figure out if “tokenizing a tree” is just a fancy way of saying “plant a tree.”