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For weeks now, SHIB’s been stuck in this “contracting triangle pattern,” which sounds fancy but really just means it’s caught between $0.0000120 and $0.0000130, kinda like me trying to make a decision on what to order. Trading volume’s dropping too. So, no bulls, no bears, just confused crypto animals wandering around. The 200-day EMA sits up there at $0.0000139 like a bouncer who’s had enough of this nonsense, while the 50-day and 100-day averages are squeezing the price like it owes them money. And with the RSI at 46? That’s basically “meh” on the momentum scale. Translation: once things get volatile, SHIB might just freak out.

But this is not mere possession; nay, they venture into the very crucible of creation, acquiring 2,500 Dogecoin miners-a breed of machinery as whimsical as the Shiba Inu that adorns its logo. 🐕💻 One might ponder: in this grand tapestry of existence, does the mining of Dogecoin bring us closer to enlightenment, or merely to the edge of absurdity?

Token listings on big exchanges are like caffeine for crypto prices-instant buzz. Conversely, delistings? Well, they’re the equivalent of a hangover. 🥴

In its latest filing, the SEC declared it would “institute proceedings” to determine the fate of the SUI ETF, a process that sounds like a bureaucratic ballet. Market participants are now invited to submit comments, as if the SEC needs a pep talk from the peanut gallery. 🎭

Everyone’s sort of peering nervously at their screens, trying to figure out what it all means. As if a single report is going to suddenly reveal the meaning of life, or, you know, whether you can afford avocado toast next week. The suspense! 🙄 It’s exhausting, really. One feels one should probably just sell everything and take up macramé. But then again, what would one even *do* with all the macramé?

Yes, dears, the controversy keeps unwinding like a spool of silk thread at a particularly tense garden party. The Tron founder has taken to his favorite platforms to decry WLFI’s decision to blacklist his wallet, which holds an eye-watering 540 million unlocked WLFI tokens and 2.4 billion locked ones. Oh, the audacity! 🤯

Ah, Bitwise’s audacious ploy serves to illuminate Switzerland’s regulatory embrace, a veritable oasis for digital assets amid the swirling sands of corporate adoption that seem to writhe and pulse globally, like a nervous hamster on a wheel.

Though NFT trading volumes rose by a modest 9%, sales counts dipped a tad by 4%. This suggests that while fewer assets exchanged hands, collectors are now lavishing greater sums upon their acquisitions. Ah, the whims of the affluent! According to a report by the esteemed blockchain analytics platform DappRadar, this curious trend persisted as of Thursday. 🤔

Webus International Ltd. (Nasdaq: WETO), in a flourish of strategic brilliance, announced on the third day of September that it had entwined itself with Air China Ltd. in a partnership so audacious, it aims to bestow XRP payment options upon the airline’s 60 million-plus Phoenixmiles members. Under this accord, Webus’ Wetour platform shall offer the crème de la crème of chauffeur-driven transfers and airport services to Air China’s discerning passengers. A move, one might say, that broadens Webus’ global footprint while setting the stage for blockchain’s grand entrance into the world’s largest airline loyalty programs. 🌍🚗

Announced with all the drama of a Tolstoyan revelation on Sept. 4, this acquisition grants Breakout’s services to Kraken Pro, a platform where traders, if they prove themselves worthy of the Kraken’s largesse, may dance with $200,000 in capital-zero risk, maximal hubris. One must first pass a qualification test, a ceremony of self-flagellation for those who dare to trade with the devil.