Two things matter more than your ex’s Instagram posts: XRP payments and transactions. They’re not guessing games-they’re real money moving, baby! Payments hit 1.346 million, and transactions? A whopping 2.57 million. That’s not wallet-shuffling-it’s a heist movie where the vault is finally cracking open. If this isn’t a continuation phase, I’ll eat my hat… and my dignity.
From a technical perspective, darlings, this collapse hints at a deeper plunge into the abyss. As the world stage bristles with geopolitical theatrics, another October-esque crash for Bitcoin [BTC] looms like a melodramatic villain in a second-rate play. If history repeats itself, the 4.13% retreat we’ve witnessed this week might merely be the overture to a far grander tragedy, with Bitcoin potentially descending to a $60k denouement by early March.
Следующая новость: “Крипто-паника: почему всё ещё рано покупать”. Казалось бы, рынок кричал «Беги, детка, беги!», ведь Bitcoin и Ethereum за день пожалели своих держателей, как старый знакомый, вернувшийся из отпуска без подарков. Внезапные падения, словно хитрый шутник, вошли в моду, а цена Bitcoin колебалась, как бабушка на мосту через Лену. Вне всякого сомнения, это был не спад в основе, а чистая, глупая, одномоментная паника, вызванная политическими разборками и мировой турбулентностью.
Now, picture this: open platforms prancing about, competing for attention like overly enthusiastic dancers at a village fête. Vitalik believes these platforms could actually improve public communication, which is akin to believing a cat can learn to do your taxes-ambitious, but let’s keep our expectations realistic.
On-chain analytics provider Nansen has unveiled an AI-powered trading solution, giving crypto traders a seamless platform that combines market analysis and execution, starting with Solana and Base networks. Because nothing says “trust me, I’m a robot” like a 500 million wallet dataset.
Michael Selig, freshly anointed as the ringmaster of the U.S. derivatives regulator, has unveiled his grand spectacle: “Future Proof,” a manifesto of regulatory minimalism. With the flourish of a bureaucrat turned showman, he promises to untangle the Gordian knot of rules that strangle innovation, yet somehow, miraculously, preserve the illusion of control.
According to a Jan. 21 report by the Financial Times, this glittering new fund will make its grand debut in the first quarter of 2026. No exact date, of course-because when dealing with such sums, one must keep an air of mystery.
In a series of posts on X (formerly Twitter), Monica Long, who clearly has a PhD in Crypto-Optimism, declared that the industry is now entering a “production era”-because nothing says “serious business” like a bunch of digital tokens.
Crypto.com, Bybit (whereby the name suggests either cryptocurrency or cowboy poetry), KuCoin, Gate.io, and Bitget-each a bauble in the necklace of global finance. Alas, the token’s early price movement is a liar’s poker game, volatile enough to make a trader question their life choices.
Binance, that grand gaming table where fortunes are tossed like confetti, reveals a curious game of chess between spot prices and funding rates. Ah, early 2026! A year where the market, cloaked in the guise of substance, leans upon the volatile waltz of spot buyers rather than the pyric feats of derivative leverage. Such a setup-a tapestry of tempered risk-suggests the death of the lemming herd, yet the faintest echo of their suicidal jumps still haunts the charts. A spot-led rally, they claim, is but a polite gathering of buyers, sipping champagne in the ballroom of hope. A fragile delicacy, perhaps, but one that shuns the rousing chaos of cascading liquidations, those sardonic specters that have lately turned bull markets into battlegrounds.