Trump Pardons CZ: BNB Moons, One Bettor Laughs All the Way to the Bank 🚀💰

BNB didn’t just surge-it did the crypto equivalent of a backflip with a triple axel. Within 30 minutes of the pardon news, it rocketed from just above $1,060 to a high of $1,148. Because, you know, nothing says “I’m innocent” like your cryptocurrency spiking faster than a caffeine-fueled squirrel. 🐿️



