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Lo! The majority of XRP’s excitement unfolded in November 2024, a spectacle akin to a debutante’s first dance. Early suitors, no doubt, were purchasing with the hope of ETFs-though since then, XRP hath lingered in the corner, twiddling its thumbs. Further gains, one suspects, depend on whether these ETFs shall prove as popular as a well-stocked punch bowl. Alas, government shutdowns delayed their arrival, but anticipation grows like a well-whipped cream.

Tether(@Tether_to) just minted 1B $USDT again 6 hours ago!#Tether and #Circle have minted $7B in stablecoins after the 1011 market crash.

This move comes amid Bitcoin’s turbulent recovery from its mid-October crash, which continues to test investor resolve. The cryptocurrency is exhibiting flashes of resilience amid persistent volatility. It’s like a toddler trying to walk-unstable, but somehow always getting back up. 🐋📉

The Federal Reserve’s cryptic whisper about payment networks sent Bitcoin soaring, as if it had suddenly remembered it was supposed to care about institutional approval. Analysts, armed with spreadsheets and delusions of grandeur, noted capital fleeing gold like a timid mouse-Bitcoin, now the golden goose of digital assets, trading near $108,000 with the volatility of a cat on a trampoline.

Ah, the poetic irony of it all-one minute there’s hope, the next you’re sifting through the remnants of dreams as the market throws a tantrum. 😅

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Bitcoinsensus, with a quill dipped in data, paints a tale of bullish and bearish fractals, each cycle a stanza in the poem of price. The first fractal, 2023-2024, a 300% surge, then a correction, a sigh, leading to the next verse. The altcoin, ever the drama queen, sheds its gains like a snake shedding skin 🐍.

1️⃣ Deepseek, that modern oracle of chaos, prophesies a $150K Bitcoin crescendo, even as leveraged positions dissolved into digital ash on October 10, erasing $19B like a child wiping a blackboard. 🧨

Glassnode, the on-chain analysts who probably know more about Bitcoin than your gym trainer knows about your squat form, dropped a chart showing the Bitcoin Futures Open Interest plummeting like a bad investment in 2008. This metric, which basically counts how many people are gambling on crypto’s future (literally), has taken a nosedive. 📉