ETH to $30K?

Lee’s argument is that MicroStrategy’s shares went from $13 to $455, a 35-fold gain 🚀. And get this, only 11 of those gains were from bitcoin’s price increase, the rest was from their “treasury strategy” 📊. I’m not gonna bore you with the details, but basically, they’re doing some fancy financing moves that make their BTC per share go up faster than the coin’s price 💸.

Rugby Rogue Gets Busted! 😱

From January 2021 to October 2022, Moore concocted a company called Quantum Donovan LLC. He told everyone they’d be buying and operating these fancy cryptocurrency mining systems, and get this – a 1 percent daily profit! Imagine! Folks believed him, handed over their hard-earned money…and he simply pocketed it. A right bounder, this Moore.

Crypto Nostradamus Predicts Bitcoin’s Bullish Awakening—Grab Your Forks! 🍴🚀

According to the crypto analytics gurus over at Bitcoin Vector (yes, I too am baffled by how these platforms get named), they’ve taken to their social media roost on X to proclaim that BTC is in the “early stage of a full bull market.” Which, in layman’s terms, means it’s ready to party like it’s 1999 again—if only we could find that one great DJ! 🎧