Oh, look. Peter Schiff is feeling very validated right now.Bitcoin decided to take a little nap below $85K, and he’s all over Twitter – sorry, X – explaining how he totally saw this coming. It’s like watching your aunt predict rain. ☔
The decision represents a “shift” in Vanguard’s approach, which, until now, had maintained a rather staunch position against cryptocurrency. So staunch, in fact, it could have been mistaken for a brick wall. 🧱
The inimitable Vincent Van Code (yes, the name alone is a masterpiece) reports that XRP has fled the exchanges like a socialite avoiding a scandal. Binance, Upbit, and Kraken are left clutching their pearls as ETF custodial wallets swoop in. Liquidity? She’s left the building, darling. 🏃♀️💨
The cryptomixer.io domain, a digital fortress, now lies in ruins. A symbolic victory for transparency, though one wonders if this is merely a skirmish in an endless war against the shadows. 🧨
Will it stabilize? Or is the path to $8 now as inevitable as taxes and existential dread? Let’s ask the soothsayers of finance.
Between October 2024 and September 2025, Coinbase received a staggering 12,716 writs-an increase of 19%, as if the request fever spread like wildfire. From the US, Germany, UK, France, Spain, down Under-Australia, mate!-and others, law enforcement’s digital detectives pinged away. In their infinite wisdom, Coinbase notes that the bulk-about 80%-springs from these nations, hinting at a global love affair with legal papers. 📜
At this very moment, dear Chainlink is sauntering around $12.18, after receiving a rather rude rejection from the $13.40-$13.50 zone. That little zone has now been dubbed the “firm resistance ceiling,” where dreams of gains go to die. 💀
With a flourish of her metaphorical fan, she declared this license expansion a “major win” for Ripple’s growth and its adoring customers. How utterly delightful! 🌟
In a video from CME, Priyanka Jain, the director of equity and crypto products, casually dropped a bombshell: Ether options are way more volatile than Bitcoin options right now. Normally, volatility sends traders running, but nope, not this time. Instead, traders are flocking to Ether futures like moths to a flame (and I mean, who doesn’t love a good wild ride?).
Kalshi is now offering tokenized versions of its event-contract wagers on Solana, the company told CNBC, marking its clearest bid yet to attract crypto traders who have gravitated to on-chain platforms like Polymarket. A modern-day Dostoevsky novel, if the protagonist were a Bitcoin whale and the antagonist was a regulatory body 🧠.
