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So, what’s the secret weapon of our furry friend? Open interest-a fancy term that means how many contracts or bets are being made on the coin’s future-has plummeted to levels not seen since the start of January 2025, right before the coin’s tiny moment of glory. It’s like the crowd at a concert dwindling to nearly nothing. And yet, this small number-below 80 million dollars-was precisely where the bottom was found before a swift, euphoric climb. History, that impatient storyteller, seems to be hinting that when a metric hits rock bottom, it’s only a matter of time before it bounces back, eager to show off its new high score of 542 million. If our furry friend’s story follows the script, a rally-perhaps even a wildly optimistic 40%-could be just around the corner, waiting to surprise us all like a well-placed punchline. 🎉

The market cap, of course, stands proudly at $2.16 trillion. How quaint. Volatility is in the air, and it’s as mild as the breeze on a Sunday afternoon. Oh, and don’t forget the 24-hour volume of $107.93 billion. Yes, it’s a lot of money, but then again, what’s a billion between friends? 💸

After two years of toiling in their secret lair (probably fueled by endless cups of tea and biscuits 🍵🍪), Ark Labs has unleashed Arkade upon the world. This marvel is now in public beta, ready to turn Bitcoin into the scalable, programmable money it was always meant to be. And guess what? It’s as smooth as a chocolate river in Willy Wonka’s factory! 🌊🍫

Enter stage left: Massachusetts, 2025, poised to file a lawsuit against Kalshi for its audacious NFL contracts, despite the prior blessing from the CFTC. This legal tango showcases the ever-widening chasm between state and federal oversight, a delightful spectacle for those who enjoy a good bureaucratic scuffle. Meanwhile, the Intercontinental Exchange’s lavish multi-billion-dollar infatuation with Polymarket drags event-driven trading into the big leagues of mainstream finance-cue the fanfare! 🎺

In a recent market update, EGRAG CRYPTO, that paragon of wisdom, pondered whether the bulls and bears perceive the same cosmos, for the macro weekly structure of Bitcoin, a tapestry of bullish hues, betrays no trace of bearish melancholy. The broader design remains resolutely bullish, a testament to the ongoing uptrend’s health, as if the market itself were a well-rehearsed ballet. 💃

In the hallowed halls of CryptoQuant, PelinayPA, with the precision of a poet and the audacity of a gambler, declares: the Bitcoin summit for this cycle remains shrouded in mist. Their evidence? The on-chain flows, those silent narrators of market sentiment, tell a tale of resilience. 📈💎

Whales are playing chess while the rest of us play checkers. They’re adding positions like “oh I know, let’s just fix the boat in the middle of the storm.” 🐋💅

As cryptocurrency gains traction, Solana is becoming an increasingly popular choice of blockchain among financial institutions. In a groundbreaking move that connects blockchain innovation with traditional finance, Exodus has declared its intention to use the Solana network to tokenize its common shares. Because nothing says “financial innovation” like turning your stock into a digital collectible that’s only valuable if everyone else thinks it is. 🎩🐇

The Paolo Ardoino-led establishment, with a flourish of pride, shared this milestone with its 546,000 followers on X, calling for celebrations most exuberant. One can only imagine the clinking of teacups and the rustling of silk gowns in response. 🥂👗

Alas, not quite yet. The essential parts, akin to the engine of a fine carriage, are assembled. Yet, the all-important mechanisms for liquidation-those delicate gears-remain in diligent construction.