In a proclamation as grand as a Russian novel, Cobo announced on the 21st of October its alliance with Google’s AP2 network. This protocol, an expansion of the agent-to-agent communication ballet, is the brainchild of Google, designed for the AI agent economy-a realm where machines whisper sweet nothings in binary. 🗣️💻
Ah, Coinbase (COIN), the ever-expanding leviathan of the crypto world, has once again flexed its financial muscles by acquiring Echo, a startup that promised to democratize fundraising. For $375 million, Coinbase has purchased not just a company, but a dream-a dream now shackled to the altar of corporate greed. 🛑
This fellow Zak, since takin’ the reins in 2023, has been sellin’ the idea that if you wanna keep your hard-earned bitcoin safe, you’d best do it yourself, like a good old-fashioned squirrel hoardin’ his nuts. He wails about some old government in Czechoslovakia – long gone, but apparently their money got wiped out faster than a gambler’s paycheck-just to make his point.
The RSI, that fickle mistress of momentum, has ventured into overbought territory above 70. Meanwhile, liquidity clusters whisper of volatile reversals-just when you thought this was your lucky day. 🐍
Ladies and gentlemen, the global financial world is abuzz with tales of the UAE’s meteoric rise in crypto adoption. Avaloq, that esteemed subsidiary of NEC Corporation, has released a report titled Avaloq Wealth Insights 2025, which reveals that Emirati investors are leading the charge with the enthusiasm of a man who’s just discovered the last slice of pie. The study, conducted with the precision of a chess grandmaster, surveyed 3,851 investors and 456 wealth professionals across 15 markets in February and March 2025. One might say it’s the financial equivalent of a royal ball-only with more blockchain and fewer tiaras.
Hassett, with the fervor of a child who just discovered where Mom hides the cookies, predictably pointed fingers at Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer-dubbed the ‘Schumer Shutdown’-for this whole debacle. As if the Senate is just one big thumb war between Republicans and Democrats, and Schumer somehow ended up holding the losing hand. 🎤💥
As the clock struck the appointed hour, Bitcoin lingered near the elusive figure of $111,200, a modest gain etched in the annals of the day, yet a lamentable descent over the week. A paradox, this price: a whisper of triumph, a sigh of defeat.
It happened on Monday, the twentieth of October, you see. A most unremarkable day, really. Except, of course, for BlackRock. They decided to move some Ethereum. A great deal of it, actually. Forty-eight and a half million dollars’ worth. One wonders if they simply misplaced it and needed to consolidate. 🤔
CleanSpark, the fifth-largest Bitcoin (BTC) miner by market cap, has decided to diversify its portfolio, lest it be accused of putting all its ASICs in one basket. AI data center infrastructure, they say, will be their new muse, a siren call to strengthen long-term cash flow. And who better to lead this odyssey than Jeffrey Thomas, a man who once shepherded Saudi Arabia’s multi-billion AI data center program? A veritable Midas of the tech world, he’s created $12 billion in shareholder value across 19 ventures. Impressive, no? Or merely the universe’s way of saying, “Why not?” 🤹♂️
