Well, well, well, top crypto analyst PlanB is back to give the bears a good old-fashioned talking to, as he playfully kicks their dire predictions to the curb. He argues that the current market musings are merely a short-lived blip in Bitcoin’s much-celebrated four-year cycle. Because, naturally, who doesn’t want a good rollercoaster ride in the crypto park? 🎢
So, Bitcoin and its cute little altcoin friends are doing this bouncy-bouncy thing off their support levels! Yep, solid demand at lower levels (if only I could bounce back from a night out like that). 🥂
Now, the perp DEX arena’s hotter than a July poker game in Deadwood. Aster and Hyperliquid’ve been squabbling like raccoons over a half-eaten pie, but Percolator might just be the six-shooter that shakes things up. đź¤
Why, you ask? Ah, the answer lies in Bitdeer’s audacious pivot to in-house AI data centers, a move as bold as a gentleman attempting to waltz in Wellington boots. The company, currently expanding its Clarington, Ohio, and Tydal, Norway sites, is juggling Bitcoin mining with AI/HPC ambitions like a circus performer on a unicycle. 🚲🔮
Well, well, well-look who’s back in action! Cardano’s price has pulled off a sharp rebound, climbing a solid 5.6% in just 24 hours. That’s right, ADA is now near $0.67. The market cap is sitting pretty at $24.4 billion-hello, investor confidence! đź‘Ź After days of tight consolidation (fancy word for “waiting around”), ADA seems ready for a breakout. Hold on to your wallets, people-this might just be the start of something big!
BNB opened its session near $1,077, soaring to $1,144 before modesty (or resistance) trimmed its gains. Trading volume spiked to 128,847 tokens, nearly double the 24-hour average-a frenzy of activity, like a flock of starlings in financial skies. 🌌 After a dip to $1,090, buyers swooped in again, only to be capped near $1,144. Then, a pullback: from $1,128 to $1,122, a sigh of waning momentum. 🌀
“History does not repeat,” he intones, “it merely hums a familiar tune, albeit with a different tempo.” The chart, a labyrinth of peaks and valleys, mirrors its predecessors-yet this time, the clockwork ticks with a peculiar, almost defiant, irregularity. One might say the market is playing a game of chess with a drunk opponent, and the stakes are… well, Bitcoin’s ex-girlfriend’s inheritance.
Entry, that wily minx of compliance-native infrastructure, has secured $1 million in pre-seed funding to wed AI’s omniscience with the coy secrecy of zero-knowledge proofs. The round, led by the ever-so-dapper Modern Niagara, with Qrecendo and Perrfin in tow, coincides with the company’s rechristening from Zekret Protocol to Entry-a name as sleek as a chessmaster’s gambit.
Lo, the iShares Bitcoin ETP, with units priced at a mere $11, shall grant mortals access to fragments of Bitcoin’s glory. A pittance, one might say, to partake in the grand delusion of fractional ownership. Yet let us not forget: this is but a mirror reflecting BTC’s price, a gilded cage of regulated illusion. The retail investor, dear reader, may now dance with crypto through the veil of tradition, never needing to touch the asset itself-how very… Victorian. 🕴️
