You Won’t Believe How a Bitcoin Whale Just Dumped 40,000 BTC into Galaxy Digital’s Pockets!

So, earlier today, TopMob reported on our friend the whale who just loves shuffling Bitcoin like it’s a deck of cards. Remember that 80,000 BTC move just ten days ago? Yeah, me neither, but apparently it’s now been consolidated into wallets like they’re some kind of crypto collector’s edition! One wallet’s even holding an extra 9 coins—what is this, a slot machine? 🎰

Vitalik’s L2 Revolution

Buterin’s epiphany is that L2s should be stripped bare, their logic reduced to the simplest of functions: sequencing and proving 🔍. No more unnecessary complexity, no more redundant code. Let Ethereum’s L1 handle the heavy lifting, providing security, censorship resistance, and data availability 💪.

Ethereum Goes Wild: Will the GENIUS Act Make Us All Crypto Millionaires? 💸🔥

As we tiptoe through the tulips of finance, Ethereum (ETH) was hanging out around $2,975, sipping on the remnants of a 17% weekly gain. Traders, like children at a candy store, are glued to the legislative proceedings of the US House, where the GENIUS Act is the hot topic of discussion. This bill, if it receives the holy nod, might just pivot regulations on stablecoins and rain riches on Ethereum’s doorstep.