On Thursday morning, it seemed $XRP would plunge to the bleak abyss of $2.29, yet the bulls, stubborn and naïve as ever, had other designs. By the end of the day, $XRP staggered back to $2.44, perhaps hoping to catch its breath before the next ordeal. 📉
👋 Oh, noble tribe! 😉
We beam with unfeigned delight to proclaim that the sanctified Scheme of Arrangement has been meticulously filed with the Accounting and Corporate Regulatory Authority (ACRA) on this auspicious 15th of October, 2025.
With the curtains of courtly proceedings drawn and the order lodged, the path unfurls…
Greeks.live, those wise seers of the crypto oracle, have spoken. In a post on X, they reveal that the masses have flocked to out-of-the-money (OTM) put options like moths to a flame. Is this the wisdom of the crowd, or merely the madness of many? 🧐
They haven’t officially announced it-probably because they’re waiting for the smoke to clear or for the regulators to finish their tea. The deal was supposed to happen earlier, but delays due to “regulatory discussions.” Yeah, because nothing says fun like waiting for paperwork to clear while the regulators are busy playing hard to get. 🕵️♂️
PlayAI, the new kid on the block for AI and crypto automation, just announced that it’s about to launch its mainnet, and in the process, it managed to score a hefty $2 million community sale with the help of Kaito. And guess what? That pushes their total funding to a whopping $6.3 million. The sale even caught the attention of Polygon Ventures, proving that investors are all in on PlayAI’s vision of bringing on-chain automation to the masses. 👀
Ah, the credibility of such claims-a fragile thing, like a soap bubble in the wind. What, pray tell, do the facts reveal beneath the veneer of speculation?
On the platform known as X, Mow-who clearly has seen too many movies-declares, “The best attack on Bitcoin is one you don’t think is an attack.” Aha, sneaky! As if the greatest threat isn’t a hackers’ raid but the slow erosion of trust, sneaked in through debates, subtle whispers, and politeness-the kind that breaks the fortress from within, like rust on steel.
With the CFTC’s blessing (a stamp of approval as rare as a polite word from a tax auditor), Kraken now waltzes into the realm of US derivatives trading, all while claiming to “unify” platforms. A noble goal, if one ignores the fact that their previous acquisition, NinjaTrader, cost them a princely $1.5 billion. Modest indeed.
At the moment, Bitcoin is looking more like the weakling in the precious metals gym while gold and silver flex their muscles. With the markets currently feeling like a roller coaster ride – thanks, President Trump! – both gold and silver are showing impressive strength. But here’s the kicker: they’re ridiculously overbought. Meanwhile, Bitcoin is being sold off like last season’s fashion. So, is this the moment when Bitcoin makes its grand comeback? It’s possible, though you wouldn’t bet your life savings on it just yet.
Yet, amid this gloom, a technical oracle and a trickle of funds hint at a possible resurrection. But only if HBAR can leap over a certain price threshold-like a frog dreaming of a lily pad. 🦎
