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You know, in the parlance of our times, “deprecating the chain” sounds fancy, but let’s call it what it is: a grown-up game of musical chairs. Greg’s eyeing spots inside or outside Cosmos, keeping users’ workflows smoother than my attempt at yoga (read: not smooth). They’ll put out an RFP like it’s a bad reality TV casting call for blockchain suitors, and staking? Oh, honey, it’s getting an upgrade-think rewards that go beyond just noddin’ along in consensus. Solana’s apparently lurking in the wings as a “strong contender,” but Greg’s playing it cool, like he’s not about to jump ship on a whim. Mostly staying Cosmos-connected, though, because why burn bridges when you can awkwardly wave from afar? 🔍

After teasing us all like a cat with a particularly elusive mouse on social media, Saylor confirmed the purchase on Monday, stating that this latest acquisition swelled Strategy’s ever-growing stash of Bitcoin, like a squirrel hoarding acorns before winter. The company is practically renowned for its not-so-subtle strategy of hoarding BTC and displaying an unwavering faith that Bitcoin will miraculously transform the treacherous tides of financial volatility into a champagne fountain. 🍾

So, ADA decided $0.62 was too plebeian and bounced back to $0.70 like it was skipping a rock on a pond. 🪨💦 The V-shaped recovery? Basically a crypto flex, proving that even when it’s down, it’s not out. Spot demand is back, baby, and the bulls are sniffing around like they’ve found a truffle. 🍄 If they keep this up, $0.80 to $0.85 is next on the menu. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves-first, they need to stop tripping over the short-term EMA cluster. Clumsy bulls. 🐂💨

Synthetix’s native token SNX jumped more than 120% in the past 24 hours, according to CoinDesk market data. It’s back to levels not seen since before the 2022 market crash. So, guess what? The “dino coins” aren’t dead! Maybe they were just in a long nap, like a really, really long nap.

Yet, in this tale of woe, the analyst aixbt whispers a darker truth: Coinglass underestimates the horrors, suggesting unreported damages soaring to $300 billion or $400 billion, while Binance’s metrics-those supposed guardians of order-stand ludicrously askew, inflated by factors of ten to twenty. How quaint, the frailties of mortal instruments! 😂

The road to this glorious moment has been nothing short of dramatic. WazirX’s initial plan? A no-go. But don’t worry-after an intense revote, over 95% of creditors rallied behind the new plan. Can’t blame them, really. I mean, who doesn’t love a good comeback story? The recovery will be managed by Singapore-based Zettai Pte Ltd, and users should see payouts in USDT within the next 10 business days. This is a monumental moment for WazirX’s 16 million users, most of whom are based in India. After more than a year of holding their breath, they may just finally be able to breathe again. 🏖️

Unlike the retail gamblers who risk it all on wild bets, the big boys are playing a different game. They’re using market-neutral strategies, like basis trades, and keeping it cool while others sweat bullets. But hey, what’s new? 😜

Bitcoin and Ethereum, those old, established names, managed a modest recovery, like elderly gentlemen brushing themselves off after a rather undignified tumble. But Synthetix? Synthetix *soared*. A rotation, they call it, back into the labyrinthine world of DeFi and synthetic assets. Sentiment, that most capricious of mistresses, began to…improve. As if a collective sigh of relief could mend broken fortunes! And what spurred this sudden burst of optimism? A new perpetual DEX launch, promising the impossible – gasless trading, multi-collateral support. Features that could, perhaps, redefine the very meaning of decentralized derivatives… or just be another siren song luring unsuspecting souls to ruin. 🤷

From October 6 to 10, the shimmering allure of spot Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs lured investors into a gilded cage, siphoning a combined $3.2 billion. Bitcoin ETFs, those paragons of digital alchemy, gobbled up $2.71 billion, with BlackRock’s IBIT, the market’s über-ape, devouring $2.63 billion like a gluttonous squirrel hoarding acorns. Meanwhile, Ethereum ETFs, the … Read more

On the crypto frontier, Indian investors were playing hide-and-seek with the big, bad taxman. Binance! The shining star of avoidmytaxomorrow. But no more! Binance is now cozying up with India’s financial watchdogs – and they’re about to dish out the dirt!