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Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Oscar, this is all just speculative momentum, a fleeting fancy with no substance behind it.” And to that, I say… well, perhaps. But let’s not forget, my friends, that the charts are at work here, too. The Golden Crossover, that mystical alignment of the stars, is nearing. And when it does, oh dear, the fireworks will be simply marvelous 🎇.

Enter the ever-watchful CryptoQuant analyst, Axel Adler Jr., who’s spotted a motif so repetitive even a Rachmaninoff nocturne would blush. Apparently, there’s something thrilling bubbling beneath the digital surface—Dame Destiny, perhaps, rolling up her sleeves for yet another dazzling performance.

Remixpoint (3825)—who, by the way, do “energy consulting” (whatever that means; is that just telling people to turn off lights?)—just announced they scraped together 31.5 billion yen ($215 million). They already have 1,051 BTC, but who cares? They want more. Their “near-term goal” is 3,000 BTC. Dream big, Remixpoint. Hope you’ve got a chart for that. 📈🙄

As the news spreads like wildfire, the institutional demand for Bitcoin remains strong, a testament to the growing confidence among investors. The ETF inflows continue, a steady stream of capital pouring into the crypto market, like a river flowing into the ocean 🌊.

Sequans has also teamed up with U.S.-based Swan Bitcoin, a financial services firm that specializes in bitcoin-focused wealth management. Swan will help Sequans with their bitcoin treasury strategy by ensuring “secure execution, robust governance, and market transparency,” according to a press release published by the French company. “We are excited to begin executing our bitcoin treasury strategy,” said Georges Karam, CEO of Sequans. “We believe bitcoin’s unique properties will enhance our financial resilience and create long-term value for our shareholders.” Karam went on to explain that his firm will use excess cash generated from Sequans core business operations to continue acquiring more bitcoin in the future. 🤑🚀

In a spectacle of governmental efficiency, Associate Justice Minister Nicole McKee revealed the shocking move on Wednesday. The ban on crypto ATMs comes hand-in-hand with a sparkling new cap on international cash transfers. It seems the Kiwi government has decided to overhaul its Anti-Money Laundering and Countering the Financing of Terrorism (AML/CFT) regime with all the flair of a well-meaning bureaucrat. 🧐

But fear not, dear reader, for more than 40 companies are preparing to apply, and institutions from all over the world are welcome to join the fray. It’s a veritable free-for-all, a crypto Wild West 🤠! The competition is sure to be fierce, with the likes of:

This glorious achievement stands as irrefutable evidence of Solana’s superiority over its Layer-1 and Layer-2 competitors. Its ecosystem, ever-growing and increasingly adopted, continues to inspire confidence amongst even the most skeptical investors.

According to Brian Quinlivan, Santiment’s resident fun sponge, “It’s pretty clear that the crowd is starting to salivate over a potential $110K+ Bitcoin market value.” I’m picturing him saying this from a bunker made of spreadsheets, clutching his pearls. 

The world’s largest digital asset (yawn) is trading above $108,900, and the CoinDesk 20 index is above 3,100, up 1.7%, because who doesn’t love a good decimal point? 📊