According to Bitwise CIO Matt Hougan (aka the Oracle of Crypto), these bad boys are having their best quarter ever. Why? Wirehouse approvals and inflation fears are turning Bitcoin into the new black. Or should I say, the new gold? 🏆✨
A few years ago, Coplan was selling his stuff in a cramped Lower East Side apartment to cover rent. Today he’s on the Bloomberg Billionaires Index. The guy went from “I’ve got a couch fort” to “I’ve got a fortune.” It’s a leap you’d call… ambitious, let’s say. 🤷♂️
According to a survey released on Wednesday by the crypto advocacy organization Digital Chamber, 800 souls were questioned and 64% of them said a candidate’s position on cryptocurrency was “very important” when deciding how they would vote. A fact, and perhaps a moral, that sits with the aroma of coffee in a waiting room. 😅
Well, well, well. Forward Industries (NASDAQ: FORD) has decided to stop just sitting pretty with its Solana tokens and instead, take a *bold* step into the chaotic world of decentralized finance. This week, they launched an institutional-grade validator node on the mighty Solana blockchain. A far cry from their humble beginnings of simply collecting SOL tokens like some high-roller in a crypto casino, huh?
Canary Capital, ever the optimist, inches closer to launching its crypto ETFs for Litecoin and HBAR-despite the small issue of a government shutdown threatening to push everything back. But who’s counting days anyway?
This is not mere tinkering with a wallet; it is a blunt declaration that the firm intends to become a trading republic, a hall where you drift from private keys to make-believe markets. It will stitch itself to Polymarket to offer prediction markets, yet the scaffolding groans under the weight of such ambition. 🤨
The sector’s coffers have crested the billion-rouble hill and transfer volumes have doubled within the last moon, as if every clerk discovered a second stomach for transactions. 💼💸
Nowadays, all the cash seems to have a crush on BTC and ETH. Investors are hunting for stability, high liquidity, and a promise that their money won’t vanish in a puff of digital smoke. Smaller altcoins? They’re just chasing trends and daydreams. According to the experts, only about 55% of all cryptocurrencies are trading above their 200-day average, down from nearly 80% a few weeks back. Lesson here: money runs to where it feels safe – kind of like us humans avoiding quicksand.
Indeed, Bitcoin strides ahead, outpacing Ethereum and drawing the lion’s share of investor attention and capital, as if fate itself had a favorite.
The most thrilling bit? DOT decided to take a nosedive to $4.07, with volumes spiking to 3.16 million-rather more than the usual 2.31 million, old bean. That’s what I call a robust volume support, stiffer than Aunt Agatha’s upper lip. 💪
