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According to the most verified incident report in the universe, stake pool operators and exchanges were the first to notice the network hinting, “Hey, I think I need a break.” The investigation was conducted by a squad of independent ecosystem folks-think of them as the freelance detectives of the blockchain world-not exactly the kind to call for a centralized command. These brave operators looked at the issue, thought, “Hmm, patch it,” and did so voluntarily, because who needs authority when you have a sense of adventure? 🕵️‍♂️

Analysts are waving their hands saying, “Look here, folks, these are guesses, not gospel,” because who doesn’t love a good gamble, right? Past patterns? They’re like your ex-you think they mean something, but they don’t.

Ali Martinez, a market analyst who probably spends more time on X than you do at work, has identified two “local bottom” targets for Bitcoin. Since October’s all-time high, the coin has been on a rollercoaster ride, plunging to $81k and leaving investors wondering if their 401k is now a 401-baby. Martinez’s MVRV Pricing Bands-think of it as a diet chart for crypto-suggest two possible floors: $55,900 and $44,700. That’s a 35-48% drop from current prices, which sounds about right for a market that’s mastered the art of “buy the rumor, sell the news.” 😬

Pablo Sabbatella, the hero with a keyboard, says this isn’t just a one-off episode-no, it’s practically a sitcom. He warns, “The problem’s bigger than your Aunt Edna’s bad cooking.” 🍲🕵️‍♂️

But hold your horses! It’s perked up a mite, hoverin’ at $0.145 like a buzzard eyein’ a picnic. Analyst Ali Martinez spied somethin’ cookin’ in the charts-this “TD Sequential” doodad just hollered “BUY!” loud as a auctioneer. Last time it did that, DOGE sprouted wings and flew up 101.5%, like a rocket with a case of dynamite under it. If history repeats? We’re lookin’ at $0.30, boys-a sight not seen since two months past.

The 1-hour chart? A short-term uptrend so dramatic it belongs on Broadway-higher highs, higher lows, and a finale candle at $86,828 that screams “exhaustion!” with a long wick and all the enthusiasm of a tax audit. Translation: brace for a plot twist. 🎭

So, this Alden, on the “What Bitcoin Did” podcast – a riveting listen, I assure you – claims Bitcoin is less about some mystical ‘halving cycle’ and more about…wait for it…global trends! Like, people liking or disliking things. Groundbreaking! She says the market cycles don’t follow a schedule anymore. It stretches longer, darling, longer! Just like my Aunt Millie’s stories.

OKX, a place where people go to spend money they maybe shouldn’t, announced they’d be offering Zcash (ZEC) for spot trading, starting November 24, 2025. That’s still a ways off, plenty of time to re-evaluate your life choices. For Zcash, it’s a big deal, I guess. I mean, it’s something.

Analysts have traded their crystal balls for GitHub dashboards. Why? Because code doesn’t lie (unless it’s a NFT floor price-then it’s a full-blown con). Latest numbers? A rollercoaster of tech tears and developer glory!

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