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Quantitative easing, for those of you who didn’t sleep through Economics 101, is when the US Federal Reserve decides to push interest rates down. And yes, this does sound like the kind of magic trick where everything is suddenly cheaper to borrow. It’s as though the Fed is saying, “Have some more money, everyone! Go ahead, take some risks!” And naturally, when borrowing becomes cheap, the riskier assets, like cryptocurrencies, go soaring. Ah, the beauty of artificial optimism.

While most tokens move in the same direction as BTC, a few are showing negative correlation or minimal, meaning they tend to rise when Bitcoin weakens. Here are three altcoins that could gain if the slide deepens this month. 🤔

U.Today broke the news in an earlier story that the hacker pulled off a flash loan attack on the Shibarium Bridge on September 12. Who knew that $2.3 million could be stolen in the blink of an eye, with all the grace of a pickpocket in a hurry?

Meme coins, those delightful parodies of sobriety, reign supreme in this speculative fervor, riding the bullish tides with the grace of a thoroughbred. Supported by esteemed patrons of the financial arts (JPMorgan, exchanges, and others), their momentum ascends ever upward, like a balloonist’s ambition.

As Ark’s funds-ARKK, ARKW, and ARKF-accumulate shares like a miser hoarding loose change, one wonders: Is this the dawn of a new financial era, or simply the echo of a crash waiting to happen? The stock’s recent plunge hints at the latter, yet Ark persists, as if the NYSE were some grand cathedral of capitalism where every dip is just a test of faith. 🕊️

Bitcoin, that digital Scarlett O’Hara, plummeted below $105,000. Should it trip over its final crutch at $102,000-a level once kissed by rebounding angels-it may tumble into the $100,000 chasm, where the shadows of bears await with bated breath 🐻💸.

Market cap? Up 64% to a sprightly $1.8 billion. Trading volume? Spiking 40%. Weekly gains? A jaw-dropping 194%. If Dash were a schoolboy, his teacher would write: “Exceeds expectations-showing off.” And let’s not forget the three musketeers of mayhem behind this derring-do: the privacy coin sector suddenly remembering it exists (up 80% weekly), a parade of bullish news so vibrant it could power a pantomime, and a technical breakout so violent it made a 968-day downtrend evaporate like morning mist off a well-polished monocle. 🧐

This move could strengthen Hong Kong’s global position, although its full impact is yet to be fully realized-perhaps once the tea has cooled and the investors have shaken hands. 🤝🍵

“An extreme act this may be, but provided that bitcoin’s stubborn trajectory doesn’t abandon its downtrend line, the potential horrors remain but a shadow,” he orates with the gravity befitting a conjurer of fiscal divinations.

The year 2025, in this prophetic ledger, shall unfurl as the dawn of institutional adoption-a savior’s first light for custodians of digital assets. But lo! The grandiloquent Saylor dared to wink at posterity, claiming BTC could ascend to a ludicrous $21 million. A figure so preposterous it dwarfs the salary of a starlet’s Instagram filter. He mused that 29% annual appreciation, unrelented over 21 years, would forge this apotheosis. One imagines BTC’s ascent as a moth’s valiant, self-immolating waltz toward the sun’s gaze. 🌞💸