According to Glassnode’s wizardry (or “data,” as they call it), this level is the bee’s knees for support. The cost basis distribution heatmap-a fancy name for a map of where holders stashed their tokens-shows that 1.7 billion XRP have been hoarded here. High supply density? It’s like a traffic jam at Piccadilly Circus-stronger support than Aunt Agatha’s opinions. 🚦
Bitcoin’s options skew and stablecoin activity suggest fear is in check, pointing to limited downside risk. 😎
But hey, amidst this chaos, some Made in USA coins are acting like they’ve got a Curb Your Enthusiasm rerun to catch-they’re bucking the trend and looking like they might actually make some money. 🤑 Let’s dive in, shall we?
If you’re the sort of person who sits up at night pondering how robots could blow the whistle on dodgy coin deals, the Treasury wants your comments. They’re especially thrilled (read: desperate) to hear about the techie stuff banks use to hunt crypto drama-anything from clever code to that one guy who never sleeps.
Now, this isn’t just any old hub. Oh no, it’s a grand complex with enough luxury retail to make your credit card cry, premium residences to make your neighbors green with envy, and a whopping 52,780 square feet of coworking space. That’s more space than my last three apartments combined! 🏠💼
After ascending to the giddy heights of 976 exahash per second (EH/s), a number so grandiose it could only be dreamed up by a mathematician on a bender, the network’s computational prowess plummeted below the 900 EH/s threshold faster than a socialite fleeing a scandal. By Monday, August 18, 2025, the global hashrate, like a phoenix with a penchant for drama, had rebounded to 966.08 EH/s.
Our favorite digital diva slid more than 2% in just 24 hours, lounging at $115,200 on Monday like it’s no big deal. But wait-there’s more! Weak U.S. economic data, fading investor confidence, and fewer rate-cut dreams from the Federal Reserve have turned the mood sourer than a lemonade stand in a thunderstorm ⚡🍋. Can Bitcoin bounce back? Who knows?! But for now, doubts are flying faster than rubber chickens in a slapstick comedy sketch 🐔.
Ce braves gens, véritables pionniers, deviennent soudain les premiers à faire briller la transparence comme un miroir sans tache : une seule et unique valeur, sans déguisement ni maquillage, sur leurs balances perpétuelles – mon Dieu, quelle redoutable clarté ! Et tout cela, parce que Monsieur Flipster n’aime point les coûts voilés ou dissimulés. Quoique, il faut bien l’avouer, que ces spreads invisibles ressemblaient à ces bandits de grands chemins : dissimulés dans l’ombre, drainant davantage de profit que la vache à lait elle-même. 🐄🔍
Let’s talk numbers. Institutional holdings have surged from about 600K BTC at the start of the year to nearly a million today-a whopping 65% increase. And get this: even during Bitcoin’s 30% sell-off earlier this year, public companies didn’t panic-sell; they kept stacking sats like squirrels hoarding acorns for winter. Behold the chart below-a masterpiece of human greed and stubbornness:
Pudgy Penguins (PENGU) waddled to $0.031 at press time, down 6% in the last 24 hours and 21% over the past week. The token soared to about $0.047 before gravity decided it had enough. Now, it’s eyeing a major support point at $0.025, like a penguin on the edge of an ice cliff, contemplating its next move.
