During this magical time, investors ditch Bitcoin (BTC) like last season’s fashion trend and flock to assets like Ether (ETH), Solana (SOL), and even meme royalty like Dogecoin (DOGE) or Pudgy Penguins (PENGU). 🦜🐧 It’s like everyone suddenly remembers Bitcoin has siblings.
This isn’t just any old charity shindig, mind you. It’s a three-way tango between KuCoin, the Global CSR Foundation, and the American Medical Women’s Association (AMWA). Dreamed up in 2023 by Dr. Padmini Murthy (AMWA’s Global Health Lead and UN whisperer) and Ms. Jing Cesarone (CEO of the Global CSR Foundation), this project is handing out menstrual hygiene products like they’re going out of fashion. And in The Bahamas, none other than First Lady H.E. Mrs. Ann Marie Davis rolled up her sleeves and got stuck in, distributing pads to schools and local organizations faster than a witch on a broomstick. 🧹💨
Yet, amidst this chaos, some analysts-ever the optimists-whisper that this could be the bottom. Their hope rests on the shoulders of the whales, those leviathans of the crypto sea, who are scooping up ETH like it’s going out of style. Lookonchain, that trusty harbinger of on-chain wisdom, reveals that these giants are buying with abandon, even as prices plummet. A bold move, or sheer madness? Only time will tell. 🦈
On the fateful day of August 26, Trump Media and Technology Group (TMTG), the maestro behind Truth Social and the darling of the Donald J. Trump Revocable Trust, proclaimed a joint $6.4 billion Cronos (CRO) treasury. The masses rejoiced, and CRO’s price soared by 40%, a fleeting moment of glory. Yet, like a leaf in the autumn wind, it has since tumbled, erasing its gains and sinking below $0.19 on Thursday, a somber return to its pre-announcement solitude, as CoinGecko’s chronicles reveal.
At her first trial, on a fateful May 15, she stood, head bowed, admitting her guilt. “Give me time,” she pleaded, her voice trembling like a leaf in the wind. And time she was granted, for she had already returned 3 billion won, selling her treasures, her trinkets, to repay the rest in two solemn installments. The court, ever watchful, accepted her proof, her penance. 📜
But listen closely, dear readers! Michael Saylor, the captain of the biggest corporate Bitcoin ship, is still riding high on CNBC’s Closing Bell: Overtime, waving his flag with gusto and proclaiming his optimistic vision. “Fear not!” he seems to declare. “For there’s a treasure yet to be discovered!”
Founded by the erstwhile DBS banker Michael Gao, Redotpay offers prepaid crypto cards accepted by a staggering 130 million merchants. Its app, a veritable Swiss Army knife of finance, supports crypto and fiat transfers, lending against digital assets, interest-earning products, and exchange functions. With five million users and an annualized $10 billion in payment volume, one might say it’s less a startup and more a financial revolution in a velvet glove. 🎩
HYPE has dropped 31% and erased the September gain amid short-term headwinds. 🚫📈
Recent forecasts, institutional moves, and regulatory efforts suggest the sector is reaching an inflection point. Or, as I like to call it, the “oh crap, this is actually happening” moment. And now, Citi’s analysts are like, “Yeah, $4 trillion. No biggie.” 🤓✨
So here’s the scoop: Blockchain security firm PeckShield caught some fishy transactions on Friday that set the crypto world into a frenzy. 🧐
