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But wait, there’s more! According to Stable’s announcement, this partnership doesn’t just sprinkle a little magic dust over the digital coinage world; it promises to bring the much-lauded PYUSD into Stablechain’s infrastructure, which-of course-is “specially designed” for such marvels. Yes, it’s that “special” to make sure your transactions are fast, dependable, and-dare we say it-affordable. How quaint! PayPal, with all its digital expertise, and Stable, with its blockchain wizardry, making the world a smoother, faster, and, well, more interesting place.

Now, dear reader, let us not dwell on the follies of central bankers, but rather turn our gaze to H Mining-a platform so ingeniously contrived that even a lady of delicate sensibilities might command Bitcoin with naught but a tap of her fan (or, as modernity demands, her telephone). No clattering machines, no vexing electricity bills, no debates over thermodynamics! Merely a virtual rig, ever diligent, ever profitable. 🚀

History, that old scribe of cycles, whispers of September’s weakness-a month of blood and tears (-3.14%, mark my words!). But October? A phoenix rising from ashes, +21.89% on average! The market, drunk on liquidity and flows, plots its revenge toward $160k. Q4: the promised land. Or a fool’s errand? Only time will judge.

After the digital watchdogs of the crypto realm raised a ruckus, Steam finally kicked this shady imp off their virtual shelves. But what a breach-like finding a wolf hosting a sheep shearing party.

Amid this, some crypto stocks could still stand out with potential gains this week, supported by ecosystem developments. Here are three stocks to watch:

Dogecoin (DOGE) is currently trading at $0.24, having plummeted 11% in 24 hours. Analyst Merlijn The Trader, who clearly never saw a bear they didn’t want to hug, warned:

Meanwhile, the rest of the cryptocurrency market has started the week with all the enthusiasm of a wet Monday morning. Bitcoin (BTC), Ethereum (ETH), and their pals are trading in the red, looking as glum as a basset hound in the rain. ☔️ Bearish territory, they call it. I call it “another day in crypto.”

Plus, the U.S. will release home sales data on Wednesday, 2025, and existing home sales on Thursday-because nothing says “excitement” like watching paint dry… but with more potential to crash your crypto holdings. 🏠📉

AI Laughs Last – Outperforming Honest Folks Who Just Want to Make a Buck

Oh, what a glorious day for IREN (IREN)! The stock, in a fit of madness, leapt 11% to $43 in pre-market trading, as if the very fabric of reality had been torn apart by the sheer *vision* of doubling its AI Cloud capacity to 23,000 GPUs. A $500 million revenue target by 2026? How quaint! 🤡