According to Reuters, the loan document dated May 28, 2021, reveals Cook’s confession to her credit union: the Atlanta property, a sanctuary of leisure, was never meant to be her primary abode. She listed two other homes as her true domains, a move that shatters Trump’s allegations like a glass slipper at midnight. Cinderella, it seems, has fled the ball. 👑💔
Martinez, bless his heart, took to X (formerly known as Twitter, for you old-timers) to share his findings. Seems Solana’s been dancing the “cup and handle” jig for years now-a U-shaped dip followed by a sideways shuffle. 🕺 First, it plunges like a man off a cliff, then rebounds like a rubber ball, only to slump again into a descending channel. It’s like watching a drunk man try to walk a straight line.
The drama kicked off when an associate’s Telegram account was hacked, leading to a malicious meeting link being spread. The unsuspecting target, as one does, clicked on the link and entered what seemed like a perfectly normal video call. Surprise! The call was faker than a $3 bill.
According to the announcement, Polymarket is now leveraging Chainlink’s “low-latency, timestamped, and verifiable oracle reports” to predict the future of asset prices. This is apparently a big deal, as it allows users to speculate on cryptocurrency pairs with the precision of a man who’s sure he knows when the next ice age will start-based on a graph he drew in MS Paint.
The newly unveiled Ondo Global Markets platform, a veritable playground for the financially adventurous, has seduced over $160 million in assets in mere days. 🤑 Here, one can frolic with tokenized versions of over 100 stocks and ETFs, including the likes of Tesla, Nvidia, and Google-because who needs Wall Street when you can have blockchain? 🏦➡️🔗
Five out of six of our eager little debutants managed to price above their projected ranges, but, oh, what a delightful little plot twist-most of them slipped back down to Earth, clinging to their initial levels like a teenager with their first mobile phone contract. Adorable, but not exactly explosive.
It is as if the PENGU chart is simply following the age-old rhythm of “expand, retreat, expand”-a sequence as predictable as the tides. Each new sharp expansion is met by a pullback so gentle, you could almost mistake it for a nap. The recent retrace has barely scratched the surface, maintaining the holy grail of higher-lows. Now, if you watch closely, you’ll see the candles closing in on tighter ranges. A bit like an animal preparing to pounce. Ah, the suspense! The markets are poised, waiting for the inevitable breakout. Will it be $0.056 or perhaps a glorious $0.080 in the weeks to come?
CryptoQuant has crunched the numbers, and apparently, these mid-sized wallets are holding more BTC than ever before-an all-time high of 3.65 million BTC. A tip of the hat to XWIN Research Japan, who observed that this little buying spree occurred while the price was a cool $112,000. Yep, you heard that right-just a casual $112,000. And still, the sharks are gobbling up every bit they can. Clearly, short-term volatility doesn’t scare them, and they’re not bothered by the fact that the little fish are flipping out over every price dip. 🏝️
After a dramatic dip to about $107,000-an amount one might only flaunt at somewhat exclusive cocktail parties-Bitcoin has made a dashing recovery. It now flirts just above $114,000, trading in the vicinity of $115,000, as though daring fate to intervene.
Announced on Tuesday via the Project’s official X channel (and not your average Tuesday), the Filecoin Ethereum Virtual Machine (FEVM) now comes with support for point addition, scalar multiplication, and pairing operations on the BLS12-381 curve. Now, before you run away screaming from all the jargon, just know that these upgrades bring ‘strong cryptographic guarantees’ and efficient aggregation to the table. Translation: It’s faster, smarter, and more secure than your average security system, but with less drama. (And by drama, I mean zero-knowledge proofs and multi-party computation – super important, but far less exciting than it sounds.)
