Now, according to the fine print on their website (which I’m sure everyone reads), Perps lets you wager on price movements without actually owning the coins. No expiry dates, no pesky deadlines-just pure, unadulterated speculation that can be abandoned faster than a cat fleeing a bathtub. 🐱🛁 And guess what? It’s available for over 300 assets, including Bitcoin:
This act of concession paves the way for Native Markets, a contender whose star had already risen with the backing of major validators. The stakes in this contest are nothing short of monumental, involving control over $5.5 billion in stablecoin deposits-a sum that could generate a princely revenue of hundreds of millions annually, enough to make any crypto enthusiast’s heart flutter.
Dubai real estate offers something Bitcoin can’t: stability, income, and tax tricks even Houdini would admire. While Bitcoin dances like a drunken sailor, Dubai property delivers steady 6-8% rental yields plus capital appreciation. That’s like trading a wild mustang for a reliable old plow horse-except this horse comes with a view of the Burj Khalifa. 🐴✨
What a blockbuster carnival it was on Wednesday, September the 10th-oh, do mark your calendars! Investors engaged in a veritable tug-of-war for both bitcoin and ether funds, resulting in an inflow day that might have even made Poseidon himself envious.
Joao Wedson, that ever-so-cautious oracle of the crypto world, has raised a rather titter-worthy eyebrow. His latest musings suggest that this recent glittering ascent might just be a mirage in the desert of digital currency.
In an utterly riveting regulatory communiqué released on the 9th of September (not that anyone would miss a fall day in Brazil), Méliuz proclaimed its newfound pastime: selling cash-secured Bitcoin put options. Just think, dear reader! They’re hoping to rake in what they cheekily dub ‘Bitcoin Yield’-a term that dances off the tongue with the grace of a prima ballerina. 💃
On September 9, 2025, Ripple officially announced its alliance with BBVA-nothing says “we’re serious” like a formal press release. This monumental deal signals Ripple’s grand entrance into Europe’s financial stage. What does that mean for the average Spaniard? Well, BBVA is launching a crypto-asset trading and custody service, providing a VIP access pass to the likes of Bitcoin and Ethereum, making the wild west of digital currencies a little less chaotic. And of course, Ripple’s secure infrastructure is at the heart of it all, ensuring everything runs like a well-oiled machine (or so they hope).
The Bureau of Labor Statistics, that austere bureaucrat, unveiled CPI’s 2.9% annual climb on September 11th, its numbers as dreary as a gray October sky. Core CPI, stripped of its food-and-energy theatrics, lingered at 3.1%, while jobless claims and revised payrolls painted a portrait of economic confusion more baffling than a Tolstoyan subplot.
The benevolent society behind Avalanche finds itself in rather advanced conversations with magnanimous investors, intent upon founding one digital-asset treasury enterprise and transforming another into a kindred establishment, as so diligently noted by the FT report. It is expected these negotiations might reach their culmination in the forthcoming weeks. Pray, both endeavours are aimed at none other than the esteemed American institutional investors. Astonishingly, the Avalanche Foundation has elected to maintain a silence on the matter, as the FT scribes were quick to add.
Avalanche [AVAX], that restless wanderer of the cryptoverse, sustained its journey through a weeklong price revelation, finally breaching the boundaries of expectation. With the zeal of a soldier in spring, it surged 10.93% to that lofty peak, before a contemplative backstep to $28.69 at our moment’s pause.