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CleanSpark, the fifth-largest Bitcoin (BTC) miner by market cap, has decided to diversify its portfolio, lest it be accused of putting all its ASICs in one basket. AI data center infrastructure, they say, will be their new muse, a siren call to strengthen long-term cash flow. And who better to lead this odyssey than Jeffrey Thomas, a man who once shepherded Saudi Arabia’s multi-billion AI data center program? A veritable Midas of the tech world, he’s created $12 billion in shareholder value across 19 ventures. Impressive, no? Or merely the universe’s way of saying, “Why not?” 🤹‍♂️

Well, well, well, top crypto analyst PlanB is back to give the bears a good old-fashioned talking to, as he playfully kicks their dire predictions to the curb. He argues that the current market musings are merely a short-lived blip in Bitcoin’s much-celebrated four-year cycle. Because, naturally, who doesn’t want a good rollercoaster ride in the crypto park? 🎢

So, Bitcoin and its cute little altcoin friends are doing this bouncy-bouncy thing off their support levels! Yep, solid demand at lower levels (if only I could bounce back from a night out like that). 🥂

Now, the perp DEX arena’s hotter than a July poker game in Deadwood. Aster and Hyperliquid’ve been squabbling like raccoons over a half-eaten pie, but Percolator might just be the six-shooter that shakes things up. 🤠

Why, you ask? Ah, the answer lies in Bitdeer’s audacious pivot to in-house AI data centers, a move as bold as a gentleman attempting to waltz in Wellington boots. The company, currently expanding its Clarington, Ohio, and Tydal, Norway sites, is juggling Bitcoin mining with AI/HPC ambitions like a circus performer on a unicycle. 🚲🔮

Well, well, well-look who’s back in action! Cardano’s price has pulled off a sharp rebound, climbing a solid 5.6% in just 24 hours. That’s right, ADA is now near $0.67. The market cap is sitting pretty at $24.4 billion-hello, investor confidence! 👏 After days of tight consolidation (fancy word for “waiting around”), ADA seems ready for a breakout. Hold on to your wallets, people-this might just be the start of something big!

BNB opened its session near $1,077, soaring to $1,144 before modesty (or resistance) trimmed its gains. Trading volume spiked to 128,847 tokens, nearly double the 24-hour average-a frenzy of activity, like a flock of starlings in financial skies. 🌌 After a dip to $1,090, buyers swooped in again, only to be capped near $1,144. Then, a pullback: from $1,128 to $1,122, a sigh of waning momentum. 🌀

“History does not repeat,” he intones, “it merely hums a familiar tune, albeit with a different tempo.” The chart, a labyrinth of peaks and valleys, mirrors its predecessors-yet this time, the clockwork ticks with a peculiar, almost defiant, irregularity. One might say the market is playing a game of chess with a drunk opponent, and the stakes are… well, Bitcoin’s ex-girlfriend’s inheritance.

Entry, that wily minx of compliance-native infrastructure, has secured $1 million in pre-seed funding to wed AI’s omniscience with the coy secrecy of zero-knowledge proofs. The round, led by the ever-so-dapper Modern Niagara, with Qrecendo and Perrfin in tow, coincides with the company’s rechristening from Zekret Protocol to Entry-a name as sleek as a chessmaster’s gambit.