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On the enchanting eve of July 29, Samsung and Coinbase, those tireless champions of the digital realm, unveiled a most delightful partnership. Samsung Wallet users can now grace themselves with access to Coinbase’s whimsical cryptocurrency services by wielding the mighty Samsung Pay. Yes, indeed! No more mundane task of switching between applications like a mindless puppet; here, you may purchase digital treasures with a mere flick of your fingers. Samsung exuberantly declared:

Behold, Bitcoin’s 1-month puts swagger with a +4.6% premium, while the 1-week skew lounges in apathy, painting a portrait of traders split like a farce—eager for instant glory with 1W calls, yet clutching pearls over monthly mishaps. 😂

As whispered by the ink-stained scribes of Ming Pao, JD CoinChain—the company’s blockchain “innovation lab” (read: where they scribble buzzwords on napkins)—has trademarked “JCOIN” and “JOYCOIN.” Because nothing says *serious financial instrument* like a name that rhymes with “ZombieCoin.” 💀

Ethereum (ETH) fared far worse, enduring a tumultuous emotional spiral, having danced merrily above $3,900 just the day before, only to be swept off its feet and land at around $3,816. Ripple (XRP) took a nearly 5% nosedive, while Solana (SOL) flailed about, sinking over 4% to hover around $185. And let’s not even get started on Dogecoin (DOGE), which seems to have taken a vacation, dropping almost 7%. Meanwhile, other contenders like Cardano (ADA) and Stellar (XLM) join the ranks of disheartened tidings, making one ponder if the crypto universe has collectively hit a rough patch.

Fear not, brave investors! This is not merely a token on a fleeting amusement ride; rather, it coils itself into the very fabric of utility, ever playfully winking at the memes you cherish. In the realm where mania meets practicality, Snaky Way attracts both the die-hard degenerate and the studious seeker of crypto gold.

What is this “Doma Protocol,” you ask? Oh, it’s nothing less than a DNS-compliant blockchain platform—a phrase so technical it might make your head spin faster than a roulette wheel. Through this partnership, InternetX promises to allow its customers to transform their boring old domains into shiny, blockchain-based tokens. And why stop there? These tokens could unlock such thrilling possibilities as crypto trading, fractional ownership, and other Web3 marvels that even we mortals struggle to comprehend. 😅

Verily, Kwok’s vision stretches five years into the abyss—a timespan so vast it mocks the mortal concerns of weeks or months. Yet what are $5 or $20 to the soul that craves a thousand? A pittance, a mere appetizer before the main course of financial delirium. 🍽️

This game—fancy that, on a mobile device—has become everyone’s new crush, proving even non-web3 gamers are willing to kick a ball, swipe a screen, and maybe even curse their internet connection. All these players, from casual fans to die-hard fanatics, are lining up to get a piece of the action. And Mythical? They’re riding this wave like a pro surfer on a tsunami. 🌊 Not just one game, no, they’ve got two others—Blankos and NFL Rivals—making it a trilogy of triumphs! Talk about a winning streak!

It appears this whimsical parade of profit-taking has sent our furry friend tumbling below its previously respectable ascending parallel channel, which had so gallantly held its head high from June 22 to July 27. Who knew memes could be so dramatic? 📉🎢

It was a Tuesday, as unmemorable as all the others, when a bulletin croaked across the desert. RAKBANK, it trumpeted, had woven a crypto-brokerage contraption into its mobile banking labyrinth. Now, trembling mortals could buy, sell, and swap unearthly cryptocurrencies from the comfort of dirham-lined accounts, no longer exiled to the shadowy wilderness of third-party exchanges. Progress! Or at least, paperwork disguised as such.