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This wasn’t just a twitchy little hop above a threshold; nay, it was more akin to a full-on monthly candle rave party, with multiple daily candles staking their claim and declaring $700 not as an annoying ceiling but a comfy floor. And with all that chart wizardry behind it, BNB is setting its sights on the fanciful $1,100 mark, an elusive Fibonacci extension point rumored to be guarded by mythical creatures and a rigid spreadsheet or two.

The central bank’s concern is that banning crypto altogether wouldn’t exactly close the cryptographic floodgates. People could still trade on decentralized exchanges, those rogue little islands where banks and central authorities are the unwelcome guests at the party. And while the RBI may wish to shut these down, it turns out that a decentralized exchange is about as easy to shut down as a cat in a paper bag.

The numbers, cold and undeniable as a Siberian winter, reveal $205 billion coursing through this land’s digital veins between July 2024 and June 2025. A surge of 52%, they say-though a sober observer might wonder if these figures bring hope or merely a brief respite before the next storm. Asia-Pacific and Latin America hold the lead, but here, where the horizon stretches endlessly, the battle for economic survival wields its own strange weapons.

SHIB has been a trooper, climbing from $0.00001287 to $0.00001312-a 2% rise! That’s like a flea jumping over a skyscraper in the crypto world. 🪰🏢

By September 2025, a handful of these digital ringmasters will still be standin’ tall, not just in tradin’ volume but in how they juggle security, regulation, and the whole shebang. Below, we’ve rounded up 11 of these crypto colossi, each with its own quirks and charms. Let’s dive in, shall we? 🌊

This canine-inspired financial instrument will prance under the Investment Company Act of 1940, a framework so different from the Securities Act of 1933 that it’s like comparing a poodle to a pitbull. And yet, here we are, barking up the first Dogecoin ETF tree in the U.S. 🌳🐕

Thursday saw the grand entrance of the Rex-Osprey Dogecoin ETF (DOJE) on America’s financial stage. Bloomberg’s Eric Balchunas dryly noted it might be the first ETF to contain “something without intentional use.” Translation: millions of people love a coin that’s mainly good for memes and, now, portfolio diversification for the spiritually adventurous.

Axel Bitblaze, the so-called “whisperer” of the crypto world, is practically singing praises about ENA. It’s not just a story, folks, it’s a tale backed by real numbers, hard fundamentals, and – hold your horses – structured buyback programs that could send ENA prices sky-high. Can you smell that? It’s the sweet scent of profits in the making. 🍀

Brace yourselves, for the tragic saga of SHIB continues: a noble decline of 1.17% over the last 24 hours. Oh, how quickly the mighty fall…and we, the humble spectators, are left in awe. Is it just the market, or has SHIB lost its way? 💀

Ah, Bitcoin, the eternal jester of the financial world, trades at $113,500 as I scribble these words. A liquidation map, shared by the enigmatic TheKingfisher, reveals a cluster of shorts near $112,630-a veritable minefield awaiting the next foolhardy step. 🧨