Whales and Phishers: A Modern Crypto Comedy

The blockchain security firm, Scam Sniffer, reported that these losses marked a significant 72% increase from July, with the number of victims also swelling by 67%. One can almost hear the chuckle of the phisher as they reel in their catch. 😈

Bitcoin’s Rollercoaster: $113K Rejection, ETFs Bled $400M, and Future Predictions That Shock!

Lo and behold! The esteemed Bitcoin, the very first of its kind, attempted to ascend beyond the celestial limit of $113,000 but was met with a brutal and unceremonious rejection by the daunting bears. Just yesterday, on the fateful date of September 5, 2025, it dared to increase by a mere 2%, only to be swiftly sent spiraling back down to a somewhat pedestrian $110,300.

Polymarket’s Big Bounce Back: More Markets, More Mischief!

But wait, there’s more! Polymarket is getting ready to make a grand re-entry into the U.S. market. CEO Shayne Coplan announced that they’ve got the regulatory thumbs up from the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC). It’s like they’ve been given a golden ticket to the land of opportunity, but instead of chocolate, it’s all about those sweet, sweet event contracts. 🎟️🇺🇸

SOL to $500?! 🤪 It’s Possible!

So, Sol Strategies, they’re holding something like 400,000 SOL. Four. Hundred. Thousand! It’s a pile of digital shekels, I tell ya! And now, Wall Street gets a whiff of it. They finally noticed there’s something happening in the crypto world besides rug pulls and Dogecoin. It’s about time! It’s like bringing a bagel to a fancy tea party – a little unconventional, but surprisingly effective.

Ethereum’s Wallet’s Leaking-Here’s How to Profit! 💸🚀

Flux, for those of you who missed the memo, is the cumulative net flow of ETH. A positive flux means more deposits (read: panic selling), while a negative flux means more outflows-cue the aggressive buyers, probably wearing lab coats and whispering “this one’s a keeper.” 🤝