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The good folks at Galaxy Digital, ever keen to share their news, first let it slip on PR Newswire late Friday, with a follow-up post on their official blog about 30 minutes later. When CryptoMoon, always eager for a scoop, reached out to Galaxy Digital for more delectable tidbits, the company, with a nod and a wink, confirmed the authenticity of the press release but declined to comment further. Oh, the suspense!

Ether (ETH) has surged 50% in just two weeks, rekindling the interest of investors who had grown weary of a rather uneventful cycle. Yet, at $3,730, ETH still lags 23% behind its all-time high from November 2021. Some analysts now whisper of price targets that could more than double its current value. Could the best truly lie ahead for the second-largest cryptocurrency? Onchain trends, trading flows, and blockchain activity all hint that the rally might just be getting started. 🌟

Adding to the chaos, top analyst Darkfost revealed that the Galaxy Digital-linked wallet address bc1q0phe…—a mysterious entity known as the 80K BTC whale—has gone full Houdini, ramping up its selling antics. This wallet, which recently received a dragon’s hoard of 40,000 BTC, began offloading it like a miser with a panic attack. 🧨

On July 25th – a date that will undoubtedly be etched in the annals of crypto history (or perhaps, more likely, forgotten next week) – Nasdaq-listed SharpLink Gaming announced the appointment of Joseph Chalom. Formerly of BlackRock, a behemoth of the traditional financial world. He is now, apparently, their co-CEO. A curious title, suggesting a duality of purpose. Or perhaps merely a division of labor: one man to manage the old ways, another to navigate the new. A bit like trying to steer a horse-drawn carriage with a rocket engine. 🚀

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In the grand circus of the crypto ETF market, it was a day of rebounds and milestones—or, as the clowns would say, “Look! Shiny numbers!” Bitcoin ETFs, after three days of looking like they’d lost their marbles, finally found them under the sofa cushion, pulling in $226.61 million. Ether ETFs, meanwhile, kept their winning streak alive, adding $231.23 million and sashaying past the $20 billion mark. Ta-da! 🎪✨

Bitcoin, the venerable patriarch of the crypto world, has had its moment. A new ‘all-time high’, bless its predictable heart. But the discerning eye – the eye of a Mike Novogratz, to be precise, CEO of Galaxy Digital, and a man whose pronouncements are treated with the solemnity usually reserved for papal bulls – detects a more… refined potential in Ethereum. A rally, he opines, is imminent. Short-term, naturally. One wouldn’t want to appear *too* prescient.

In a bold announcement, Empery Digital revealed they’ve been trading in short-dated put options at $115,000, $116,000, and $117,000 — a crafty little plan that means they could snag more Bitcoin on the cheap while also filling their wallets with option premiums! 💰 Cha-ching!

The hack has affected nine user accounts so far, none belonging to the company itself—ah, how convenient, sparing the overlords while the peasants suffer. WOO X has halted all withdrawals temporarily to stem the bleeding, a move that will persist until their internal inquisition concludes. In an official statement dripping with rehearsed sincerity, the exchange has reached out to the victims and promised full compensation for any illicit thefts, as if such gestures could erase the sting of betrayal in this cold, algorithmic world. 😠

This “TradingShot” individual – whose credentials, one suspects, involve a worrying amount of time staring at charts and a profound belief in the predictive power of vaguely geometric shapes – posits that this cylinder thingy means Dogecoin could, theoretically, achieve the dizzying heights of $1.50. Which, in the grand scheme of things, isn’t a lot. Unless you bought a lot of Dogecoin when it was practically free. In which case, congratulations. You’ve stumbled into a financial anomaly. 🥳