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Behold the 4-hour chart, revealing before us a descending triangle-grim, unforgiving, usually a harbinger of doom. The price stands, breath bated, at the triangle’s cruel, sharp tip. Logic, that relentless pragmatist, suggests the breakout will be downward, dragging hope and wallets alike into the abyss. Yet fate loves irony; should $ETH break upward-perish the thought!-it would be an auspicious and almost comedic twist of fortune.

On the 2nd of September, data from the esteemed Lookonchain revealed that no fewer than 47 million WLFI tokens were dispatched to the dreaded burn wallet, never to return to the realm of circulation. A rather dramatic step, one might say, considering the token has plummeted nearly 32% from its peak of $0.331 to a much humbler $0.23.

Price action? It’s like a toddler on a trampoline – bouncing between $43.42 and $45.20. The 30-day EMA at $44.04? More like a ‘maybe’ sign. Next move with HYPE? Maybe ask a fortune cookie. 🍵

TRON TO THE SUN

The day of reckoning-Wednesday-brought news that all the wallets had been lovingly restored, reassuring everyone that the front end, the shiny face of Venus, was still pretty and unscathed.

Announced with the pomp of a royal decree on September the 2nd, the company’s big shot board proudly proclaims their new financial stratagem: “Bitcoin is our new best friend, an eternal hedge, a promises-ky-fest of blockchain bling,” or words close to that effect. They’re committed-devoted, even!-to amassing a shiny reserve of Bitcoin, aiming to build a “robust” digital fortress. Truly, what better foundation for investor confidence than a digital puppy? 🐶💎

This isn’t just some flashy press release; Emirates means business. The partnership promises to let you pay for tickets, upgrades, and even those overpriced peanuts on board with your favorite cryptos. Bitcoin, Ethereum, stablecoins-you name it. It’s almost poetic: an airline soaring into the blockchain era, while most of us are still trying to explain what a “smart contract” is to our confused uncles. 😅

BTCBTC$111,019.59◢0.58%

According to the cryptic prophets at crypto.news, VELO was trading at a cool $0.013 as of September 3. At that rate, it’s nosedived 13.4% in a week and is now 64% below its year-high. Yep, your favorite token is basically the Miami Heat of crypto-full of heart, but currently on a downward spiral. 🔥⬇️

One can almost picture the scene: KuCoin, armed with its advanced technology, standing tall like a knight in shining armor; 1Matrix, the local hero, managing resources with the finesse of a seasoned maestro; and VBA, the wise old sage, handling policy advocacy and standardization with the grace of a swan gliding across a serene lake. Together, they aim to support Vietnam’s 2025-2030 Blockchain Strategy, a document so thrilling it makes one want to don a monocle and sip a fine brandy while contemplating the future of the digital economy.