Indeed, between the 14th and 20th of July, SharpLink acquired a most substantial sum of 79,949 ETH, at an average price of $3,238 per token, thereby elevating its total holdings to a staggering 360,807 ETH. One might say this is a most strategic move, akin to a well-timed ball at a society gathering, where the goal is to secure the most advantageous position. 💰
It’s been a jolting ride for BNB, which has pranced about gleefully, racking up more than 16% in just a week, and an almost unbelievable 30% in the past month. If that doesn’t give you whiplash, I don’t know what will!
The good folks at Arkham Intelligence, with their real-time tracking tools, have astutely observed that these coins had lingered in a wallet since the quaint summer of 2022. A splash of on-chain data confirms there was neither a scatter of the UTXO set nor any dalliance with intermediaries—signifying an internal reorganization rather than a frantic liquidation. Oh, what a relief for our anxious hearts! 😅
For those who’ve been wondering how to turn their digital dragons into something that can actually buy bread, fear not! Users can now offload USDT and USDC directly through the app, a feat that would have made even the most skeptical alchemist sit up and take notice. But, as with all magical transactions, there’s a price to pay—fees range between 3% and 4%, depending on the whims of the exchange rates and the mood of the processing goblins, with minimum withdrawals typically set around $20. 🧙♂️💰
Source – X (because where else would this drama unfold?)
AliMartinez, a man who professionally stares at charts, proclaims this milestone is within reach. Apparently, a chart revealed a descending triangle. A *descending* triangle! The symbolism is… well, it’s a triangle. 🤷
The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) is temporarily halting the approval of cryptocurrency exchange-traded funds (ETFs), while a Japanese textile manufacturer pours $5 million into Bitcoin investments. At the same time, Donald Trump’s DeFi platform persists in its aggressive strategy of stockpiling Ethereum.
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“Similar to Bitcoin,” Atkins said, “the SEC has stated informally more than formally that ether is not a security.” Ah, yes, the sweet scent of regulatory ambiguity. Investors, ever eager to pivot on a pin, breathed a sigh of relief and promptly dove back into the Ether pool. 🏊♂️
Imagine a loyalty program that rewards you for doing stuff you’d probably do anyway—like spending money. Nubank’s new Nucoin is here to turn your everyday transactions into digital participation trophies. Use your card? Congrats, you’re a crypto tycoon now! (Sort of. Kind of. Maybe.)
While everyone’s been distracted by the latest crypto drama, Hyperliquid has been quietly making bank. Over the past two weeks, the daily revenue has averaged a cool $3.7 million, with over half the days hitting the $4 million mark. Even on weekends, when most people are too busy binge-watching Netflix to trade, the revenue rarely dipped below $3 million. That’s like having a steady stream of cash, but without the hassle of actually working. 💸
