Like Raskolnikov clutching his stolen goods, GameSquare now feverishly clutches over 10,170 ETH. And they whisper in the dim candlelight of their corporate offices: “Not just shall we hoard it… we shall stake it… yield farm it… squeeze every last stablecoin drop from its wretched blockchain body!”
QCEX, based in Boca Raton, Florida—because of course it is—comes equipped with a designated contract market and derivatives clearing organization license. 🏦 Basically, Polymarket bought itself a golden ticket to the U.S. regulatory chocolate factory. 🍫
Grogan himself laments the sharp ascent of this lost horde, leaping 44% from a mere 636,000 ETH in March 2023 to today’s forsaken 913,111 ETH. Driven by the mundane tragedies of transfers to oblivion and a few historic follies, it’s a testament to humanity’s enduring talent for self-sabotage. 😅
While the sector giggles dismissively at the impending threat, Carvalho suggests a far more insidious reality. Attackers, those digital eels lurking in the pixels of the internet, are already busy siphoning off encrypted data, salivating at the thought of cracking it open later with their shiny quantum toys. It’s a delightful little game known as “harvest now, decrypt later.” Who knew cybercrime could be so chic? 😏
According to a Monday proclamation, the fine folks at DeFi Development Corp revealed that between July 14 and July 20, they rather extravagantly snagged 141,383 Solana (SOL), thereby catapulting their treasury to a whopping 999,999 tokens. One token—just one! It must feel as tantalizing as dangling a carrot in front of the proverbial rabbit. 🥕🐇
For the intrepid souls meandering through the DeFi jungle, Aave [AAVE] has once again graced us with a reason to unravel our rapt attention.
In a digital proclamation, Vincent Van Code, the modern-day oracle, declared that XRP’s price might ascend to $59.40. 🧠 Ripple, that audacious upstart, aims to seize 15% of SWIFT’s $5 trillion river, a feat as likely as a cat mastering a spreadsheet. 💸
BeInCrypto has been up late analyzing three altcoins that seem to have the most promising chances of a rise. We hope we’re not getting too excited, but then again, what’s crypto without a little excitement? 😅
At the time of this riveting plot twist, four of the top ten gainers on the weekly charts were indeed memecoins. It appears the stars have aligned on this occasion, coinciding with BTC’s rather lackluster dance just below its local highs, creating a perfect storm of speculative shenanigans. 🐕🦺✨
Cardano is finally stirring from its slumber, and the charts, once dull, now sparkle with promise. As Ali’s post reveals, ADA has reclaimed the $0.81 level and now teeters near the $1.00 mark—a zone that has toggled between support and resistance like a fickle lover. The rapid ascent from June’s lows near $0.57 is nothing short of a theatrical triumph. 🎭
