Lee’s argument is that MicroStrategy’s shares went from $13 to $455, a 35-fold gain 🚀. And get this, only 11 of those gains were from bitcoin’s price increase, the rest was from their “treasury strategy” 📊. I’m not gonna bore you with the details, but basically, they’re doing some fancy financing moves that make their BTC per share go up faster than the coin’s price 💸.
According to the ever-so-reliable look-see from Lookonchain, it seems a particularly anonymous Whale, bearing the charming moniker “0x9684,” has meticulously filched an astronomical 122,691 ETH from FalconX’s wallet—mind you, this all happened faster than a rumor at a dinner party! 🍸🦈
The Crypto Sheriff of Russia?
From January 2021 to October 2022, Moore concocted a company called Quantum Donovan LLC. He told everyone they’d be buying and operating these fancy cryptocurrency mining systems, and get this – a 1 percent daily profit! Imagine! Folks believed him, handed over their hard-earned money…and he simply pocketed it. A right bounder, this Moore.
A widening chasm between the tempest of US trading and the gentle breeze of Korean activity raises eyebrows about global fervor — and oh, the perils that may lurk in the shadows.
The first half of 2025 wasn’t exactly a walk in the park for Stellar (XLM). The altcoin dropped 20.7% in Q1 and continued to slip by 9.62% in Q2. But Q3 has been a different story altogether. The price has already doubled, signaling a strong return of buying momentum.
This little scammy nugget popped up just hours after XRP decided to flex its extremely toned muscles and hit an all-time high (ATH). Thanks to some good old-fashioned market optimism, eager investors, and a few more wallets than usual, XRP practically had everyone saying “Take my money!” 🤷♀️💸
But it reflects cautious optimism among investors. Experts consider it a positive signal in the context of macroeconomic uncertainty and the lingering effects of the sharp corrections from 2022 to 2023. In other words, it’s like finding a silver lining in a cloud of regulatory and economic gloom.
According to the crypto analytics gurus over at Bitcoin Vector (yes, I too am baffled by how these platforms get named), they’ve taken to their social media roost on X to proclaim that BTC is in the “early stage of a full bull market.” Which, in layman’s terms, means it’s ready to party like it’s 1999 again—if only we could find that one great DJ! 🎧
But, you know, don’t get too excited. The Relative Strength Index (RSI) is screaming “overbought” at 78. That’s like, the market equivalent of your aunt yelling “slow down!” at a family gathering. 🙅♀️ Typically, this means a pullback or some sideways action is coming. You know, like when you eat too much at the buffet and need a nap.