JPYKRW

Oh, but wait-there’s always someone bigger, brighter, and sillier in the crypto carnival. Enter Bitmine Immersion Technologies (BMNR), claiming the title with over 2.4 million ETH-roughly 2% of the circulating supply, or enough to make the most hardened financier sweat. FG Nexus, ever the ambitious underdog, is shooting for a mere 10% stake-because why aim for the moon when you can settle for the entire galaxy? Just last week, they added 285 ETH, eyeing Ethereum’s $4,200 market price like a cat eyeing a laser pointer. 🐱✨

Oh, what a jolly jape! Bitcoin’s foray into the wild woods has turned bearish, as the sly bears tiptoe ahead below -0.4, chuckling at the traders’ hopes. The EMA trends droop like a sad duck, and the price nestles at the bottom of the 21-day slide. But hold onto your hats! If Bitcoin can cling to the $109.5K support like a being clinging to a candy apple, it might just bounce back up to a daring $117.7K. Stay glued, folks – this could be a rebound or just a fancy jig to the downside!

Helius Medical Technologies (NASDAQ: HSDT) has taken its first major step into digital assets, announcing the purchase of 760,190 SOL tokens. The purchase done at an average cost of $231 per token is part of the company’s newly launched solana-focused treasury strategy. 💸

Armstrong argues that banks and hedge funds are finally realizing Bitcoin is just like regular money but with more emojis. He also credits “ETF inflows” (read: people throwing cash at crypto like it’s the last firework at a county fair) and Bitcoin’s “limited supply” (i.e., it’s so scarce, it makes a Michelin-starred restaurant reservation look like a fast-food giveaway). 🍽️

These Bills, you see, establish precisely who is to regulate these curious digital assets. Mr. Novogratz believes this clarity-a rare and welcome commodity, indeed!-will attract a wave of newcomers, thereby disturbing the established rhythm of the market. A rhythm, he informs us, tied to this “Bitcoin halving” which occurs every four years, much like the seasons, though decidedly less predictable, one might add. The last such event occurred this past April, leading some to believe the current rise in prices is but fleeting.

In the lead-up to Seoul’s Korea Blockchain Week, discussions about a Korean Won stablecoin were among the leading narratives. Because nothing says “innovation” like a currency that can’t leave its own country. 🏦

With an almost comical 390% gain, this cryptocurrency equivalent of a cosmic tennis pro has been setting new records for the past nine consecutive months, according to the latest figures from the nation’s regulatory overlords.

On Tuesday, CFTC acting chair Caroline Pham boldly declared that the agency will “work closely with stakeholders” (because, you know, collaboration is key when money is involved) and is actively seeking feedback on this brilliant idea until Oct. 20. Yes, that’s right-mark your calendars, folks. 🗓️

And before you ask, no, you don’t actually have to own the asset to trade it. How convenient! CFD trading lets you bet on an asset’s price movement without actually having to buy it. It’s like gambling, but with slightly better odds… we hope. Bybit is starting with a batch of 20 CFDs available from September 23, so mark your calendars, people! ⏰