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Polaris_xbt, a keen observer of these digital wilds, notes that AVAX is trying to set a bottom against BTC after a long spell of falling prices. The chart shows AVAX/BTC revisiting a long-term demand zone that served as a strong base back in 2021. Right now, the pair is pressing into this green support area, where accumulation might start if buyers stick around. The MACD, that clever indicator, hints at a possible shift in momentum, showing early signs of stability after a long period of selling pressure. 📈

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He suggests that Bitcoin might dance past the $115,000 mark, so long as it keeps its nose above the crucial $105,000 support. Quite frankly, losing that would upset the apple cart so thoroughly we’d need a new fruit stand. Currently, Bitcoin lounges comfortably near $113,300, perhaps pondering its next move with the casual arrogance of a duchess ignoring commoners.

And in this land of uncertainty, a few economic signals, like shadows on a sunny day, spark fears that even if the Fed does cut, the short-term prospects might not brighten much. It’s a tricky dance, and how the crypto world will step to it, well, that’s anyone’s guess. 🕺

But, hold your horses! Don’t go throwing your coins into your Coinbase account just yet. The company was *very clear* that transfers and trading are off the table until the listing gets an official announcement. Apparently, if you deposit your assets now, you might lose everything. Poof! Just like that. 🌪️

Grab a coffee, for the markets are debating whether this fresh liquidity is a lifeline or a red herring. (And let’s not forget, the coffee is overpriced, just like everything else.) ☕

Reports from the Discworld-er, the real world-indicate that Ye’s Solana-powered meme token, Yeezy Money (YZY), has officially gone live. Ye’s X account (formerly known as Twitter, because why not rename everything?) broadcast the news to his 33 million followers, declaring “Yeezy Money is here.” Because, clearly, what the world needs is another cryptocurrency. 🌍💸

This queer scrap o’ paper, sealed with more wax than General Custer’s mustache, lets Gemini (an outfit that’s half stock wharf, half sideshow) hawk its magical internet money across thirty-plus European kingdoms faster than a Mississippi sidewheeler downriver in flood time. “Secure and reliable,” they vow-same tune the camp revivalist sings just before the collection plate goes ’round for the third time.

Now, this isn’t just any old coin. This is the first time in crypto history that a self-custodial wallet has decided to play the role of a mint. Yes, you heard me right! Users can now hold, send, and spend digital dollars without having to hand over the keys to their crypto kingdom. It’s like having a personal ATM, but way cooler! 🏦💸

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