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The Foundation, ever the beacon of transparency, announced on X on September 2 that it would indeed proceed with this sale. In their communiqué, they assured the community that the proceeds would be used for noble causes, such as advancing the technology, supporting developers, and giving back to those who need it most. The sale, they noted, would be conducted over the coming weeks through centralized exchanges, a process as predictable as the sunrise, yet as mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

XRP charts a sneaky bull flag that’s just begging to hit $5-if resistance plays nice.

Behold the 4-hour chart, revealing before us a descending triangle-grim, unforgiving, usually a harbinger of doom. The price stands, breath bated, at the triangle’s cruel, sharp tip. Logic, that relentless pragmatist, suggests the breakout will be downward, dragging hope and wallets alike into the abyss. Yet fate loves irony; should $ETH break upward-perish the thought!-it would be an auspicious and almost comedic twist of fortune.

On the 2nd of September, data from the esteemed Lookonchain revealed that no fewer than 47 million WLFI tokens were dispatched to the dreaded burn wallet, never to return to the realm of circulation. A rather dramatic step, one might say, considering the token has plummeted nearly 32% from its peak of $0.331 to a much humbler $0.23.

Price action? It’s like a toddler on a trampoline – bouncing between $43.42 and $45.20. The 30-day EMA at $44.04? More like a ‘maybe’ sign. Next move with HYPE? Maybe ask a fortune cookie. 🍵

TRON TO THE SUN

The day of reckoning-Wednesday-brought news that all the wallets had been lovingly restored, reassuring everyone that the front end, the shiny face of Venus, was still pretty and unscathed.

Announced with the pomp of a royal decree on September the 2nd, the company’s big shot board proudly proclaims their new financial stratagem: “Bitcoin is our new best friend, an eternal hedge, a promises-ky-fest of blockchain bling,” or words close to that effect. They’re committed-devoted, even!-to amassing a shiny reserve of Bitcoin, aiming to build a “robust” digital fortress. Truly, what better foundation for investor confidence than a digital puppy? 🐶💎

This isn’t just some flashy press release; Emirates means business. The partnership promises to let you pay for tickets, upgrades, and even those overpriced peanuts on board with your favorite cryptos. Bitcoin, Ethereum, stablecoins-you name it. It’s almost poetic: an airline soaring into the blockchain era, while most of us are still trying to explain what a “smart contract” is to our confused uncles. 😅

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