XRPL Just Unleashed a Proposal That Could Make Your XRP Wallet Grow Wings 🤑

From the literary quill of one Denis Angell (a name almost too apt, as if summoned from the Book of Genesis for developers), the public now beholds the mystical scroll named XLS-56d. Supposing it slips past those gatekeepers otherwise subsisting on coffee, memes, and existential dread, it threatens to render asset transfers as smooth as a conman’s pick-up line at a charity gala. Wouldn’t you relish giving your wallet a workout—while paying less in gas than you would playing Mario Kart on a Sunday afternoon?

You Won’t Believe What This Guy Said About XRP vs. Bitcoin 🤯

Now picture this: Charles Shrem – yes, that guy from the Blockchain Backer channel, the man with diamond hands and the patience of a rabbi at a brisket buffet – declares, “Hey, maybe XRP could knock Bitcoin off its throne!” Cue dramatic lightning and Bitcoin maximalists clutching their ledgers like grandma’s pearls.

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Guess What? Mullen’s Taking Your Bitcoin—And Even Your TRUMP Coins—For EVs!

Mullen, a company so edgy they make a butter knife look dangerous, is letting you buy their EVs—including the Bollinger, which I assume is not related to champagne—with cryptocurrencies. Bitcoin? Check. TRUMP coin? Sure, why not. Meme coins, stablecoins… next they’ll take Chuck E. Cheese tokens and frequent flyer miles. Who’s in charge over there, Willy Wonka? 🪙🎰

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Bitcoin’s Wild $92k Detour: Experts Baffled, Memes Ready

With the echoes of a 90-day tariff holiday still ringing in traders’ ears, Bitcoin staged a recovery that was less “glorious resurrection” and more “budget three-act play.” Lately, though, the price gyrations seem to hint at a potential reversal. That ineffable bearish mood (“bearish” being code for: time to blame Goldman interns) has sauntered back onto the scene, shrugging off all institutional optimism, not least from two beasts of burden rather grandly named Strategy and Metaplanet (presumably one a PowerPoint and the other a German electronic band).